Sweet! I'll throw M'kael into the ring, he's a big softie who'd be equally comfortable in a suit or a skirt.

Does this count lmao

If you see this, post your OC masturbating

Are you telling me that you'd look at this sumptuous seafood feast and go "ew no, i'd never eat that. give me the cheese bread with extra bread. give me the raw-ass vampire tomatoes and lettuce leaves."

Fuck you. Eat my entire ass, that's all you deserve you big baby.

a

Depicted is @sangscalie.bsky.social enacting the Great Elmer's Glue Spill of 1982. Incredible.

Thanks again @candyyeen.bsky.social :)

@candyyeen.bsky.social has locked @sangscalie.bsky.social and Renna in a room that's a bit too small for them. Despite the inadequate accommodations, they still seem determined to get to work!

Thank you Yeen, you did both of our characters beautiful justice

And here is Renna's original ref by the lovely @xenochelle.bsky.social !

Thanks again for letting me adopt such a wonderful character, she is in good hands, I promise

Here is Sah Renna, a shapely Highborn wearing a very efficient swimsuit. I'll come up with better lore later for now OOGA BOOGA

Me when I'm in a breathing competition and my opponent is The Creature:

Big thanks to @corromon.bsky.social for giving Yoona an adorable squishable face but also the Thunder Thighs of Thor. I promise I will use these gifts wisely

Man, this edible ain't shi-

Big thanks to @corromon.bsky.social for monsterfying my little guy, he looks so fucked up I love it!

Yaoi

I'm late for Halloween but this pumpkin ain't gonna impregnate itself

Thanks again @otterjunk.bsky.social for making this a tradition lol

CW: Feral Pokemon

For my first bsky post, I'll be filtering my followers right away lmao

@thekoboldking.bsky.social is wonderful, go give them money