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yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
yoho's piratepension
@yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
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the banner now feels much edgier than i meant it to, try to remember how she said it thanks 🦗 gay pirate thought dumping ground allll for me. butchfemme edstede aficionado
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yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
the fits not exactly ed coded but the reaction sure is 💙
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
heh. Stede b. speechbubble
Tumblr post by user mask4rah made on the 28th of july, that reads: Sorry I said yippee when I heard you unbuckling your belt do you still think Im hot?
October 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
this is fang&ivan after ed starts dating stede
October 3, 2025 at 9:47 AM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
the fandom's gb ratio of se/xual preferences leaning the exact opposite of what i believe to be true. superlovely times
tumblr post by user kiyomitakada, made on the 29. of april 2025. It reads: liking an unpopular ship is like being dehydrated in a desert and liking a popular ship is like being dehydrated in the middle of the pacific ocean. you understand
September 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
Oh, you know!
Tumblr text post by user vamptits in two parts. The post reads: a lot of men that people online arw obsessed with calling daddy are one 'good boy' away from shattering their knees on the ground forgetting their names and panting like dogs. it has to be said. your daddy dom barks on command.
September 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
voice in my head telling me this is ed
Screenshot of a text thread. Message from someone reads: Find another weed guy I can't fuck with you... uhhhmm nothing personal I can't fall in love right now and you're Everthing I love so if I ever see you again I'll never let go of your hand sooo yeah
July 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
everything reminds me of him 💭💕
Tumblr text post by user thedemonslament, which reads: I wanna be a femme boyfriend. And I don't mean the boyfriend of a femme, I mean I am the femme and the boyfriend.
July 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
Tweet by user @knightofbunnies dated 18.2.2024 The tweet reads: nothing is worse than when i think a character is a circus clown and i find out everyone else thinks theyre a daddy dom
July 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
Steeeeede Bonnet. Stede bonnet. Climbing up mountaintops and apartment buildings and yelling out THIS IS STEDE. IT'S HE!!!!!
June 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
trips and deliberately misplaces this tumblr post here whoopsie how DID that get here,
A tumblr post by user edandstede: “stede became hot in s2” newsflash asshole he was hot the entire time! you’re gonna look at this man’s cunty calves accentuated by heeled shoes and stockings and tell me he wasn’t oozing faggy sex appeal in s1??? strutting around like the revenge was his own personal catwalk??? grow some fucking eyeballs bc ed would call you all pussies for this clown behaviour acting like having a bit of tit out is the only way to get hot. ed was ready to mount stede in all his frilly glory when he was fully laced up with a cravat. willing to bet he’d have hit it even with the nightcap on. like that’s the stede he was originally so hot for he made stede stab him over it just to get a feel and don’t fucking forget it. “became hot” who the fuck do you think you’re talking about. idiots
May 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
i Dont even know, man. collecting these and furiously thinking about ed and stede. sending these to one another its a Love language
Image of a big white-grey housecat with a rose in its mouth. Text overlaid reads: Dry humping? Affirm "YES" to claim Meme of a white-orange cat laying casually on some broken asphalt. Text overlaid reads: dry hump me if i'm wrong - but today is a monday, right?
May 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
who is she and why is she stede bonnet
Three images of an animated bird girl. Op is unaware of her origins but a quick google tells me her name is goldie pheasant and she's a don bluth character. She's wearing heels with small bows, pink/red stockings and long gloves, and either her plumage is like a dress or she's wearing furs, accentuated with a belt for an hourglass figure. Her hair is blonde and long and she's got a short beak. Wearing much the same, but now without the plumage/furs and instead in a dainty showgirl corsette-onesie. Playfully spritzing perfume onto herself while sitting on some pillows Dresses as in the first image, looking unhappy, maybe impatient or offended, hands on her hips. Giving the cold shoulder to the viewer
May 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
also having a Great time imagining this as the crew @ stede 💚😌
Tumblr post by user dovv of a twitter screenshot from 2022 by user juliafoxsource The tweet reads: she's sick for not giving us a storytime The tumblr post in response reads: children when mommy goes to bed early
April 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
I thought of this for some fic in august 2024 but i dont think its gonna happen. in any case the first bit is ed and the second's stede. Duh
Screenshot of a notepad note which reads: Fucking love miss piggy. Youre kinda like if her and kermit had a Kid that wasnt gender bound to become just a copy of the other Youve only married me bc of my promiscius looks to that of a puppet pig
April 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
Edwardddd TEAAAAACH
April 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
you wouldnt BELIEVE the videos i can gentlebeard-ify...
April 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
Ed can have a lot of mommy k*nk. As A Treat. To me
A screenshot of a text exchange. Pink bubble reads "how old are you?" Purple bubble reads "Old enough to be your mother." A notification in the middle of the exchange reads "You changed the theme to Love. Change theme". The screenshot of the text exchange is a sensual purple, with floating hearts in the background. Purple bubbles read "Oh?" "Darling, you don't know what you're getting yourself into."
April 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
stede wearing these (in this setting hes got earrings in both ears) and once he and ed start going out he gifts one of these for ed to wear so they can match wahhh.......
A tumblr post by user ghw-archive, dated 27.11.2024 The post is a photo of a pair of earrings fashioned to look like fancy, small fishbowls. Inside both "fishbowls" is a single goldfish each. The caption reads: A Pair of Victorian Reverse Painted Crystal Intaglio Earrings, 1870
March 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
yeah .
A vintage photo in the aesthetic of old romance films/couples photoshoot of a man and a woman. They are sitting on the ground, the man's upper body in the woman's lap and arms, with a peaceful expression. The woman holds the man by his shoulders, looking off-camera with an intense stare. She holds him protectively
March 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
Lrt :)
A tumblr text post by user justsomeguycore, dated 7.12.2024 The post reads: it’s really important to me when men put their heads in women’s laps. one of the most important things i can see on my tv. men laying their heads in women’s laps or men sitting and women standing and the man holds her around the middle and presses his face into her tummy as she hugs him around the shoulders. two very important poses. extremely soul igniting tableaux.
March 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
Ed teach in thiiiiIIIIISSSSSS
Red carpet photo of Colman Domingo at the 2025 baftas
March 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
<3 biter stede youre real to me
A tumblr text post by user greelin, dated 27.11.2023, which reads: [very clearly enamored AND elated] He fucking bit me. Tags by yoohoo that read: ed abt stede if i can be vulnerable for a second
February 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
and on the subject of sports thank You, Lenny K. for wearing purple ANDD black leather for this video. YEAH!
February 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
I mean theres a certain arrogance with this that simply speaks of a stede bonnet mindset to me . Cant tell if its better if he still doesnt know that hes gay or if this move emerges right after coming out
February 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
yoohoobuccaneer.bsky.social
I love our flag i love that these posts are allllll about ed&stede
A Tweet by user @prath4m which reads: if my wife stabbed me id thrust myself deeper into the blade just to be a few inches closer to her but thats just me idk
February 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM