Yoni Brande
@yonibrande.bsky.social
phd astrologer, world class barista, and professional chef
scenes from No Kings, deemed too "dangerous" to post on instagram by their automated content filtering
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
scenes from No Kings, deemed too "dangerous" to post on instagram by their automated content filtering
there is an aroma of cookies in the office and I can't locate them
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
there is an aroma of cookies in the office and I can't locate them
some campus views from the start of the semester and an abandoned synagogue in my neighborhood. kodak gold 200
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
some campus views from the start of the semester and an abandoned synagogue in my neighborhood. kodak gold 200
tuna steak au poivre
October 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
tuna steak au poivre
one of the most incredibly cursed contributors lists I've ever seen in a collection. fully 10% of these people are (astro)physicist sex pests.
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
one of the most incredibly cursed contributors lists I've ever seen in a collection. fully 10% of these people are (astro)physicist sex pests.
13 total JWST proposals in (2 PI, 1 Co-PI), with 2014 submissions btw the earliest and latest. are we gonna break last year's record of 2377?
October 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
13 total JWST proposals in (2 PI, 1 Co-PI), with 2014 submissions btw the earliest and latest. are we gonna break last year's record of 2377?
having mandatory couch time
October 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
having mandatory couch time
someone mentioned passing around the snuff box at neilah yesterday and I feel like the contemporary equivalent would be a box of zyns
can someone pasken whether they're fasting-appropriate or not since they're lip pouches
can someone pasken whether they're fasting-appropriate or not since they're lip pouches
October 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
someone mentioned passing around the snuff box at neilah yesterday and I feel like the contemporary equivalent would be a box of zyns
can someone pasken whether they're fasting-appropriate or not since they're lip pouches
can someone pasken whether they're fasting-appropriate or not since they're lip pouches
just got a 245 page PDF in my spam folder about ether theory I love having a physics phd
September 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
just got a 245 page PDF in my spam folder about ether theory I love having a physics phd
pissed off because I wouldn't let him have my boba
September 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
pissed off because I wouldn't let him have my boba
I will never be able to afford a house
August 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I will never be able to afford a house
actually starting to live in a place now
August 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
actually starting to live in a place now
unexpected @raxkingisdead.bsky.social on npr talking about her new book, sloppy, out now! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/751421...
Sloppy by Rax King: 9780593688458 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
From the James Beard Award-nominated author of Tacky, a boldly funny, warts-and-all tour of the bad habits that make Rax King who she is "Most writers are boring people. King, though, seems different...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
July 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
unexpected @raxkingisdead.bsky.social on npr talking about her new book, sloppy, out now! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/751421...
congrats to Dr. David Coria, who defended his dissertation with honors on stellar elemental abundance and isotopic ratios (and had an emergency appendectomy last week when he was supposed to originally defend!)
July 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
congrats to Dr. David Coria, who defended his dissertation with honors on stellar elemental abundance and isotopic ratios (and had an emergency appendectomy last week when he was supposed to originally defend!)
views from the alameda antique fair. canon ql17 giii, kentmere 400
July 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
views from the alameda antique fair. canon ql17 giii, kentmere 400
montréal is kind of nice I guess
July 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
montréal is kind of nice I guess
accidentally poignant commentary by the local daycare kids
July 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
accidentally poignant commentary by the local daycare kids
feels like 95° if I don't eat cold noodles I will die
July 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
feels like 95° if I don't eat cold noodles I will die
I'm going to get mission impossible 1'd in the malott elevator
June 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm going to get mission impossible 1'd in the malott elevator
stirring a jalapeno limeade with a lime ice fruit bar
June 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
stirring a jalapeno limeade with a lime ice fruit bar
mike lee go jump off one of the mountains you want to sell
June 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
mike lee go jump off one of the mountains you want to sell
auction hunting for a watch, I find one I sort of like but get immediately outbid. decide to let it sit for a couple days and now the price is verifiably insane
June 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
auction hunting for a watch, I find one I sort of like but get immediately outbid. decide to let it sit for a couple days and now the price is verifiably insane
it was raining cats and dogs at pride
June 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
it was raining cats and dogs at pride
views from the lawrence busker festival the other week
June 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
views from the lawrence busker festival the other week
just signed off two HR emails as "Dr. Jonathan Brande" because apparently I don't have access to the hr/payment system a week after my summer temp position started lol
June 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
just signed off two HR emails as "Dr. Jonathan Brande" because apparently I don't have access to the hr/payment system a week after my summer temp position started lol