KJ Sems
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KJ Sems
@yonderwander.bsky.social
Screenwriter, Sports Fan, Financial Expert
Did the Phillies trade for this version of the song before the deadline?
August 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Blocked. Good idea!
June 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
They have to buy your book to read your book to hate your book at least 💸
June 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Those circular multi purpose stadiums sure were... something
April 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sweet, now *I* get paid 87% the previous price of eggs for each one I eat 🐣
April 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
That would mean they rose 160% in those two days. Nothing is real anymore.
April 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Why can't politicians just try to pursue the greater good? Like why bother seeking power if you're not going to use it to help people. It's so frustrating.
April 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Best time to scratch their but!
April 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
What I can't figure out - is this priced in to the market already. Technically they should be efficient markets but it's hard to imagine earnings won't be impacted by all this
April 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
First, humans have a terrible record, automated cars should cut down on deaths... what i also don't understand is people bemoaning the loss of mindless jobs like driving and manufacturing -- isn't the goal to create a society that doesn't require humans to do monotonous jobs with some basic income
April 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I think the frustrating part is that people conflate AI with llm when there are other types of AI that will absolutely change our lives such as being more successful at spotting cancer than radiologists or creating a new strategy in Go
April 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It looks like tariffs went up from 65% to 146%. Join us for tomorrow's numbers!
April 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Yellow, yard sale

At an estate sale, a mirror starts a fire only to reveal an heirloom which begins a series of flashbacks that reveals their grandmother was the inventor of the cardiac defribulator (bringing back his dad, then a boy, to life) years before the first clinical usage
April 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
A bunch of enuch singing snowflakes in the swamp
April 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It'd be easier to write a monte carlo for a weather forecast than understanding the neurons inside that riddled brain.
April 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM