@yomamajonesy.bsky.social
My name is Timothy Dean Sweeney or Tim Sweeney for short! I am the CEO and founder of Epic Games, creator of such epic games like Unreal Tournament and Fortnite!
Have an epic day!
Have an epic day!
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No one wants to play fighting games with me..
"Deck the halls with boughs of molly"
- me if i were writing christmas songs in the hood
- me if i were writing christmas songs in the hood
December 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Deck the halls with boughs of molly"
- me if i were writing christmas songs in the hood
- me if i were writing christmas songs in the hood
fnf after making 2 million on kickstarter:
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
fnf after making 2 million on kickstarter:
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social stop sending me unsolicited poop pics in dms bro.
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social stop sending me unsolicited poop pics in dms bro.
i have no mouth and i must suck cock
December 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i have no mouth and i must suck cock
ernest gets a fleshlight
a man in a hat is holding a large fish
ALT: a man in a hat is holding a large fish
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December 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
ernest gets a fleshlight
therapist: please jonesy. put down the gun and take your meds.
me:
me:
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with his eyes closed .
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December 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
therapist: please jonesy. put down the gun and take your meds.
me:
me:
FUCK MAN I LOVE DINO NUGGEST SO FUCKING MUCH
December 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
FUCK MAN I LOVE DINO NUGGEST SO FUCKING MUCH
throwback to when I first had sex, and instantly had to kick the girl out because i was so fucking pissed my virginity was now lost media
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
throwback to when I first had sex, and instantly had to kick the girl out because i was so fucking pissed my virginity was now lost media
john quincy adams vs john wayne gacey
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
john quincy adams vs john wayne gacey
If you think about it, your foreskin is cut content.
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If you think about it, your foreskin is cut content.
don't call em slampigs bro.
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
don't call em slampigs bro.
How it feels to leave a bathroom reeking
a man wearing a hat is driving a car and making a funny face
ALT: a man wearing a hat is driving a car and making a funny face
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December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
How it feels to leave a bathroom reeking
that bitch rowling wants my dih so bad she put her stupid wizards in fortnite just to get my attention 😭i told nephew about it and he started LAUGHIN!!! I 🗣️DONT 🗣️WANNA 🗣️FUCK 🗣️ YOU 🗣️ HOE 🗣️
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
that bitch rowling wants my dih so bad she put her stupid wizards in fortnite just to get my attention 😭i told nephew about it and he started LAUGHIN!!! I 🗣️DONT 🗣️WANNA 🗣️FUCK 🗣️ YOU 🗣️ HOE 🗣️
real tallk rq: when u follow the jonesy u will NEVER have to worry about ai posts. i am legitimate!!!
back to the funny now. cum poop. 👍
back to the funny now. cum poop. 👍
December 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
real tallk rq: when u follow the jonesy u will NEVER have to worry about ai posts. i am legitimate!!!
back to the funny now. cum poop. 👍
back to the funny now. cum poop. 👍
my cracka tommy just set the world record for most kidney stones in one piss! nice work big T! 🥳
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
my cracka tommy just set the world record for most kidney stones in one piss! nice work big T! 🥳
where is god.
December 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
where is god.
susan b anthony vs playboi carti
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
susan b anthony vs playboi carti
Brentalfloss has gone WOKE
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Brentalfloss has gone WOKE
you think jk rowling takes the biggest nastiest shits when she goes out in public?
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
you think jk rowling takes the biggest nastiest shits when she goes out in public?
why you look like michael rosen?
Security told us that the queue for the London Nintendo popup shop was 1 hour
Not joining that shit lol
Not joining that shit lol
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
why you look like michael rosen?
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I think this happened to everyone the first time they did this
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I think this happened to everyone the first time they did this
give me a few hours with jk rowling. she'll leave a different person.
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
give me a few hours with jk rowling. she'll leave a different person.
@capcomusa.com why did you sell me this?
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
@capcomusa.com why did you sell me this?
@harada-tekken.bsky.social YOU A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
@harada-tekken.bsky.social YOU A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER