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mostly sports, gaming, and complaining
yankees, carolina panthers, nets, islanders
yankees, carolina panthers, nets, islanders
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the vice president is a klansman
all i want for christmas is the fucking ai bubble to burst
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
all i want for christmas is the fucking ai bubble to burst
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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Bernie Sanders: "What this Senate is about to do is make a horrific situation even worse. So let's be clear what this vote is about. If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are gonna see at least a doubling in their premiums in the ACA."
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bernie Sanders: "What this Senate is about to do is make a horrific situation even worse. So let's be clear what this vote is about. If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are gonna see at least a doubling in their premiums in the ACA."
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
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I’ve said it before but reading all the medieval history books I’ve been reading lately has been so comforting. Makes you realize that there have always been mad and incompetent kings and they almost always die in ignominy and everyone piles shit on them for centuries after they’re gone.
August 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’ve said it before but reading all the medieval history books I’ve been reading lately has been so comforting. Makes you realize that there have always been mad and incompetent kings and they almost always die in ignominy and everyone piles shit on them for centuries after they’re gone.
very unpopular opinion: scallions are disgusting
July 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
very unpopular opinion: scallions are disgusting
p diddy not guilty??? fuckin no way bffr
July 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
p diddy not guilty??? fuckin no way bffr
i think people were overreacting about the mario kart update i see no difference
June 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i think people were overreacting about the mario kart update i see no difference
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this court says that allowing EPA to regulate carbon emissions is a "major question" that demands congressional debate. but allowing the president to, with a flick of the wrist, end a straightforward constitutional right is something that must be allowed to stand?
June 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
this court says that allowing EPA to regulate carbon emissions is a "major question" that demands congressional debate. but allowing the president to, with a flick of the wrist, end a straightforward constitutional right is something that must be allowed to stand?
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“and every June you’ll have to spend a day rapidly reloading the page to see how many of your rights have expired” -the Founders probably
June 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“and every June you’ll have to spend a day rapidly reloading the page to see how many of your rights have expired” -the Founders probably
but her laugh right
June 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
but her laugh right
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price of the switch is fine. making you pay for the demo game is stupid. $80 for mario kart (and “upgraded games” that range from 1-3 years old) is insane. nintendo has always been anti-consumer. this just proves it.
April 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
price of the switch is fine. making you pay for the demo game is stupid. $80 for mario kart (and “upgraded games” that range from 1-3 years old) is insane. nintendo has always been anti-consumer. this just proves it.
i’m calling it rn, gerrit cole will need tommy john surgery
March 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i’m calling it rn, gerrit cole will need tommy john surgery
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remember back when i could unclench my jaw
March 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
remember back when i could unclench my jaw
LMAO
They're actually selling the FBI headquarters.
March 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
LMAO
why are all the pets dying
March 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
why are all the pets dying
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"If the GOP could pull Trump’s dick out of their mouths long enough for the oxygen to return to their brains, they might see how batshit crazy it is to run a govt like this... But that would require a spine and these Republicans have the collective courage of a baby deer caught in a 6-lane highway."
February 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"If the GOP could pull Trump’s dick out of their mouths long enough for the oxygen to return to their brains, they might see how batshit crazy it is to run a govt like this... But that would require a spine and these Republicans have the collective courage of a baby deer caught in a 6-lane highway."
you know the last time this country felt united was during the gabby petito case
February 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
you know the last time this country felt united was during the gabby petito case
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Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
February 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.