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Yolk Sized 🍳 or maybe smaller!
@yolksized.bsky.social
Smol Chicken | Macro/Micro 💗 | He/Him, 27 | Am a nerd with other interests too | Amateur artist
Aims to be cute, regrettably horni. 18+ please. 🔞 Chirping around bluesky.
Ooooh, there's completely real balloons n stuff on this site too? Wowzers! 🥳
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Uhhhhhh Yolk Origin Story....?? 😆😳
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me on a normal day when my friend is rampaging 200ft tall: (i'm happy for them)
October 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ooh, ooh, proper idea:
Carrying you around in my overalls chest pocket. Acting as cute brelly-delivery boy for all those macros, or otherwise giving you ALL the pets and rubs and affection a brelly-bug deserves, IMO ☺️💕

*puts u in my pocket* you're going on an adventure, silly
September 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This but me, please. 🥺

(2 hours left then you can pick me up, aaaaaaah!) 😩
September 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Of course my crimson friend ❤️
September 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Excuse me, when am I not?? 😉

(I will waste no opportunity NOT to post this!)
(BTW @mattythemouse.bsky.social I still love the original sketch, it's wonderful)
August 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Based on my timeline, it's #NationalUnderwearDay...
I, uhm, perhaps like those too?🤭
I mean, they're soft, and are on a cute friend, soooo...

😚💗 goshhh just look at this piece of Me being cozy on Java's @spikesketches.bsky.social butt already!! 🧡
(oldie but goldie by @/gmmy.bsky.social!)
CW: lewd
August 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'd say I'm more cute than hot, (you're more the latter tbh) but still, I must ask Matty, how much spice he likes with this chicken? 🌶👀
July 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am now a total Rhythm Doctor simp.

This game is adorable.
The music is fun.
The boss/remix levels are wild(ly chaotic and awesome)
Also there's a tiny chicken on the cover and in the settings menu.
🐥💖
(New PFP perhaps?! 👀)
July 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So it seems today is HUG A GIANT DAY!!

All my giant friends: prepare yourselves, because I'm a sucker for hugs, and you're about to get 'em!! 🥰💞🫂
(Or uh, you're about to *get me* I guess. I may need some help getting up to your level.)
July 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
(Splatoon theme intensifies lol)

Umm squids?? Hm with Yolk? Hmmmm!! 👀🤔
I think they'd be pretty cool to interact with, long grabby arms, oooh gosh, does a squid wanna play with a ticken?? 😊🧡
July 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"Terrified of Spiders?" Pshhh no way, dude! You ever seen a spider pick a fight with an egg? 😤 Eggs are bigger than them!

...wait, I'm actually on the SMALLER side for an egg?? 😳

Ohh, wellll maybe I am kinda scared then... 😨🥺
Scary horse-sized hunter-creature..!
July 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Well, well, I *AM* quite the handheld lil' guy! Just... depends how big you are, mystery person...! 🤔 😊
(Probably big, most people are to me heehee gosh)
July 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Fghsgshff gosh, of all the chickens in the world, to be so lucky to be wanted, *craved for* so badly... 💛💛 Thanks!
July 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Here we go! 👀

Goodness, I have no clue who wrote this, but nooo I don't believe I have! 😳 S-sounds fun?? 🐥🐣🥚
July 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
you people that like feet are really wild huh 😂

this is the most engagement I've ever gotten on a post ever (even if just likes/reposts)
please go follow gmmy he's the one who drew it so good 🧡
July 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
OK, I say I'm not into feet/paws -which I'm not- but that didn't stop me from paying @gmmy.bsky.social to draw these kinky boys foot-kinking it up with me in the middle...! 😳
G-gosh Faraday, you know I'm right here!!! 😱

Thanks sooo much again! (This one's for all the paw-lovers out there! Not me! 😅
June 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
For what it's worth, if anyone's interested in getting a comm from someone together, like if you want a little chicken partnering up with ya, I'd be willing to talk about it and pitch in! (I'm not the best ideas guy from-scratch)

I haven't gotten enough comms *with* other people and I'd like to! ☺️🥺
June 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
thank you Zue for this creative cuteness!
May 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Comm Catch Up!

Also these stickers from @/artofzue.bsky.social! Still gotta get some of these on my little pack on Telegram...
Woo Yea Woo Yea though Yolk is adorable as always!! 🥰
May 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Comm Catch Up!

Call it a Helldive when I get dropped onto your plate for dinner...! 💀🫡🔥🌐
*epic music intensifies epically*

art by @artofzue.bsky.social! ❤️
May 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
THIS. This is such a vibe. Casual size. Hanging out. But one of you is huge... Or tiny, whatever the case

(And it's amazing you mention it, because I've had THAT image of gmmy/Cirrus in my head SO long...)
So enjoy this (quite) rough drawing of that, hopefully another time I can sketch it proper. 😊
May 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Comm catch up!

Chat, I'm not escaping the 'food' allegations with this one...
No, seriously, I don't think I'm *escaping* from this.
The pancakes may look short, but they're heavy!
(...Did I mention @thevolcanicsystem.bsky.social enjoys pancakes?) (pic'd: Kazan the Mouse)
May 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Comm catch-up! (gosh this one's been a while.. 😭)
Something I always love is a good joke. Even just a silly! So here's me telling @novemberdavorny.bsky.social a great one, but trust me it only makes sense as an 'Inside' joke. 😆😉

🎨 by @reddoshi.bsky.social
YCH via @zakuratech.bsky.social
May 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM