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Yog-shi
@yog-shi.bsky.social
Old and worn, but cartoons and bad jokes keep me going / Functional alcoholic, Recovering academic / Infrequently R-18 / Presumptuously a friend
I dont think the digital card game knows how to shuffle. #ShadowverseYog
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Cosigned.

I've kept this oddly motivating screenshot from it for a long time.
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
#FateGoY Thanksgiving GSSR randomly.

shrug

Sure why not. Not my cup of tea. New is new. Had an 18 out of 21 chance of getting a repeat. Would have preferred Kingprotea, but better than Romulus. NP2 Haohao or Murasaki would have been sex— I mean good food— I mean
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
UNO?! #BortYog
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
lmao Sarada. Great start to a (I cant believe I'm saying this) what seems to be a beach vacation arc. #BortYog
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
starts episode 25 of Boruto,

they're making frickin BLIMPS now?!! Why dont you just skip to commercial airlines, who cares anymore?! #BortYog
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I know the story wants us to think Naruto is bothered b/c he's a respectable adult now, & he has to deal w/ his kid being a brat like he was, but really

Much funnier to imagine he's mad at Boruto for doing such a shitty paint job when he's a much more adept ninja than Naruto was as a child #BortYog
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It should be a good thing when new stories reflect back and influence their predecessors...... Should be.
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
GAARA NOOO YOUR HAIR WHO HURT YOU, YOU DONT DESERVE ANY MORE PAIN IN YOUR LIFE #BortYog
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Sasuke had two tomoe in his Sharingan to start with at the end of Wave (because secretly he had already unlocked it after the massacre but forgot due to trauma)

So it's honestly weird to see the red spinny eyes with only one spinning bit each. #BortYog
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Denki is me in the back being entirely unamused by these two.

Anyway, if you've seen "Phineas and Ferb" Iwabe and Metal are like a much less funny, much less endearing, much less any positive quality version of Buford and Baljeet, I've decided after 24 episodes. #BortYog
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
They made *that nerd* Mizukage? Mei must have retired in a hurry. Not that she did much besides have cool powers, better tits, & perpetuate an unfunny spinster stereotype. And stall Sasuke from killing Danzo (a thing she *also* wanted to do, I hate ch466+467 so much)

But Chojuro, really? #BortYog
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
These feel the same to me.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
#FateGoY 2 multis for np2 Lancer Ryouma. Much better than the only time I had to go all the way to pity for the 1st copy exactly 2 years ago.

Izo copies seem elusive as ever. Thank goodness I don't want to 120 him.
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
#FateGoY Played this game for many years but somehow the enemy surviving with a comically small amount of HP still makes me laugh
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Sasuke: Sakura is a pathetic annoying woman, but she helped me and Naruto kill the moon, she can survive against some of Orochimaru's rejects 4awhile. Worrying wastes time. If she does die, the grief will give you & me cool new eye powers, b/c that's how the Sharingan works

Naruto: ...Wack #BortYog
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sasuke has been stabbed 11 times after shielding Sarada.

His response. Real tactical genius. #BortYog
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm going to kill him. I'm going to make "Naruto" real just so I can kill him. Both of them. Sasuke for once in your life, could you just prove Naruto right?! Naruto, there is a time+place for groundless optimism, & that's NOT 5 minutes away from a meeting for the 1st time reunion! *drinks* #BortYog
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I can't properly express how strange I feel, watching Naruto be handed a homemade lunch painstakingly made for him by his loving wife. And does he think about her at all? No! Just his teammates. Completely unprompted! Naruto turning into a wifeguy offscreen would've been so... less awkward #BortYog
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Shikamaru silently observing Chocho having a full on chuuni delusion as Mitsuki tries to logic her out of it to no avail & that's a smokescreen for Sarada social engineering Boruto through his cats cradle hangups so she can have an excuse2chase after her own dad

Shika: I miss death battles #BortYog
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
By writ of questioning her own existence, Sarada instantly & automatically becomes the best written character in the Nobody Asked For This sequel series

Bit of a paradox tho, isnt it? She makes "Boruto" worth the time investment, even as she deliberately pokes at the fragile house of cards #BortYog
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If Kishimoto / Ikemoto weren't cowards when designing her, Boruto-era Sakura would have a belly ring or stud of some kind. Why is your dress always flared open HUHH?! #BortYog
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Incredible quick cut. #BortYog
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
recreating an old reddit post I still think about

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Yoooo. This is crazy. Did Boruto's Dad have another kid who died??
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM