Yog Ibehr
@yog-ibehr.bsky.social
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Currently living in: A State of Denial
Son of Hippies, Daughter of a Druid
Currently living in: A State of Denial
Son of Hippies, Daughter of a Druid
I LOVE MY HAIR
i never liked short hair but i never thought i could have anything else
And now i never have to go back
I have great hair and its pretty and i love it
Now that im actually letting it do what it wants and taking proper care of it, its just constantly amazing and full eeeeeeee
i never liked short hair but i never thought i could have anything else
And now i never have to go back
I have great hair and its pretty and i love it
Now that im actually letting it do what it wants and taking proper care of it, its just constantly amazing and full eeeeeeee
January 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I LOVE MY HAIR
i never liked short hair but i never thought i could have anything else
And now i never have to go back
I have great hair and its pretty and i love it
Now that im actually letting it do what it wants and taking proper care of it, its just constantly amazing and full eeeeeeee
i never liked short hair but i never thought i could have anything else
And now i never have to go back
I have great hair and its pretty and i love it
Now that im actually letting it do what it wants and taking proper care of it, its just constantly amazing and full eeeeeeee
My partner makes adorable, kind , thoughtful gifts for her friends, then has the audacity to tell me shes bad with friendships
She has 4x the amount of friends I do….that doesnt even compute in my brain….clearly youre not bad at friendships, people are clearly delighted by you
You are a treasure 👿
She has 4x the amount of friends I do….that doesnt even compute in my brain….clearly youre not bad at friendships, people are clearly delighted by you
You are a treasure 👿
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
My partner makes adorable, kind , thoughtful gifts for her friends, then has the audacity to tell me shes bad with friendships
She has 4x the amount of friends I do….that doesnt even compute in my brain….clearly youre not bad at friendships, people are clearly delighted by you
You are a treasure 👿
She has 4x the amount of friends I do….that doesnt even compute in my brain….clearly youre not bad at friendships, people are clearly delighted by you
You are a treasure 👿
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Plant girlfriend who just wants to wrap you tightly in vines and leaves for a little while. 🥰
It won’t hurt, silly. We just gotta get you rooted into the forest. Don’t be so dramatic. You don’t need human flesh. You need plant tissue and pedals. 🌼
It won’t hurt, silly. We just gotta get you rooted into the forest. Don’t be so dramatic. You don’t need human flesh. You need plant tissue and pedals. 🌼
January 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Plant girlfriend who just wants to wrap you tightly in vines and leaves for a little while. 🥰
It won’t hurt, silly. We just gotta get you rooted into the forest. Don’t be so dramatic. You don’t need human flesh. You need plant tissue and pedals. 🌼
It won’t hurt, silly. We just gotta get you rooted into the forest. Don’t be so dramatic. You don’t need human flesh. You need plant tissue and pedals. 🌼
I wanna go back in time and knock myself out cold for ever hating T-pain. What was that idiot thinking, T-pain is great and I’m ashamed i ever thought he was a hack
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I wanna go back in time and knock myself out cold for ever hating T-pain. What was that idiot thinking, T-pain is great and I’m ashamed i ever thought he was a hack
Why do i have so much shoulder, why is it a perfect 90 degree angle to my neck. You could comfortably stack 2x4 boards on them….in fact i have. Its about the only reason for them that i can find
I was raised on fucking soy milk, how is my skeleton so strong and massive
I was raised on fucking soy milk, how is my skeleton so strong and massive
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Why do i have so much shoulder, why is it a perfect 90 degree angle to my neck. You could comfortably stack 2x4 boards on them….in fact i have. Its about the only reason for them that i can find
I was raised on fucking soy milk, how is my skeleton so strong and massive
I was raised on fucking soy milk, how is my skeleton so strong and massive
Ive spent most of my life trying to be as small as possible, which is real fucking hard at 6’3” and being built like a brick shithouse
January 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Ive spent most of my life trying to be as small as possible, which is real fucking hard at 6’3” and being built like a brick shithouse
I bring a “named side character killed off for plot development but somehow comes back at the last minute” energy that not everyone understands
January 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I bring a “named side character killed off for plot development but somehow comes back at the last minute” energy that not everyone understands
The shark has been awfully quiet lately
January 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The shark has been awfully quiet lately
I love my friends, but a throwaway comment is not an invitation to explain your highly specific equipment for your highly specific job that you went a quarter of a million dollars in debt to learn how to do
Youre getting paid to understand all that shit dude, not me
Youre getting paid to understand all that shit dude, not me
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I love my friends, but a throwaway comment is not an invitation to explain your highly specific equipment for your highly specific job that you went a quarter of a million dollars in debt to learn how to do
Youre getting paid to understand all that shit dude, not me
Youre getting paid to understand all that shit dude, not me
The pH levels are coming up
“Its coming up?”
Yeah its coming up
Me, quietly to myself: its dare, woo
“Its coming up?”
Yeah its coming up
Me, quietly to myself: its dare, woo
January 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The pH levels are coming up
“Its coming up?”
Yeah its coming up
Me, quietly to myself: its dare, woo
“Its coming up?”
Yeah its coming up
Me, quietly to myself: its dare, woo
Dont believe big breakfasts lies, you can just skip it and go right to lunch. Have a turkey and cheese sandwich at 6:30 am, nothing is stopping you
January 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Dont believe big breakfasts lies, you can just skip it and go right to lunch. Have a turkey and cheese sandwich at 6:30 am, nothing is stopping you
There was a future in which i became an infomercial host, for some reason, the cadence and tone of infomercials is comforting and feels amazing to play as a character
January 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
There was a future in which i became an infomercial host, for some reason, the cadence and tone of infomercials is comforting and feels amazing to play as a character
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It shouldn't fucking matter. It shouldn't be a goddamn factor.
But learning that the MN woman murdered today had her wife with her in the car today and a kid at school has rattled me even more
But learning that the MN woman murdered today had her wife with her in the car today and a kid at school has rattled me even more
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
It shouldn't fucking matter. It shouldn't be a goddamn factor.
But learning that the MN woman murdered today had her wife with her in the car today and a kid at school has rattled me even more
But learning that the MN woman murdered today had her wife with her in the car today and a kid at school has rattled me even more
Just got flashbanged with the reminder that i made a short film in middle school about a zombie apocalypse and my character died comically in a bathroom stall
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Just got flashbanged with the reminder that i made a short film in middle school about a zombie apocalypse and my character died comically in a bathroom stall
I feel like we only ever learn about baby jesus, then jesus as like a 30 year old man
Why are you hiding teenage jesus, christianity, what happened in those 30 years, huh?
Why are you hiding teenage jesus, christianity, what happened in those 30 years, huh?
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I feel like we only ever learn about baby jesus, then jesus as like a 30 year old man
Why are you hiding teenage jesus, christianity, what happened in those 30 years, huh?
Why are you hiding teenage jesus, christianity, what happened in those 30 years, huh?
“Did the tylenol work?”
Trains are an unbelievably effective method of transportation and shipping, the fact we gave up train infrastructure for the automobile will go down as one of the greatest socioeconomic mistakes of humankind
“Autism levels are spiking, it worked”
Trains are an unbelievably effective method of transportation and shipping, the fact we gave up train infrastructure for the automobile will go down as one of the greatest socioeconomic mistakes of humankind
“Autism levels are spiking, it worked”
January 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
“Did the tylenol work?”
Trains are an unbelievably effective method of transportation and shipping, the fact we gave up train infrastructure for the automobile will go down as one of the greatest socioeconomic mistakes of humankind
“Autism levels are spiking, it worked”
Trains are an unbelievably effective method of transportation and shipping, the fact we gave up train infrastructure for the automobile will go down as one of the greatest socioeconomic mistakes of humankind
“Autism levels are spiking, it worked”
I need the wizards with guns outro music as a ringtone
January 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I need the wizards with guns outro music as a ringtone
Weirdly coming around on the sickness. Over the course of like half an hour, ive been feeling substantially better, chest is clearing up and the ice pick headache has gone down
Is this just because im wrapped up in a warm blanket and basically forcing my fever to break? Maybe
I am damp
Is this just because im wrapped up in a warm blanket and basically forcing my fever to break? Maybe
I am damp
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Weirdly coming around on the sickness. Over the course of like half an hour, ive been feeling substantially better, chest is clearing up and the ice pick headache has gone down
Is this just because im wrapped up in a warm blanket and basically forcing my fever to break? Maybe
I am damp
Is this just because im wrapped up in a warm blanket and basically forcing my fever to break? Maybe
I am damp
This flu got hands. Its time to watch an obscene amount of family guy
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
This flu got hands. Its time to watch an obscene amount of family guy
Go out to visit partners family
Get abhorrently stood up
Plans postponed by 4 1/2 hours
Disgusting behavior by their father
Wack ass hotel room that had crazy shit happen 3/3 nights we were there
Less than 14 hours of sleep across 3 days
Awful flights
And now both of us are sick
🙃
Get abhorrently stood up
Plans postponed by 4 1/2 hours
Disgusting behavior by their father
Wack ass hotel room that had crazy shit happen 3/3 nights we were there
Less than 14 hours of sleep across 3 days
Awful flights
And now both of us are sick
🙃
January 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Go out to visit partners family
Get abhorrently stood up
Plans postponed by 4 1/2 hours
Disgusting behavior by their father
Wack ass hotel room that had crazy shit happen 3/3 nights we were there
Less than 14 hours of sleep across 3 days
Awful flights
And now both of us are sick
🙃
Get abhorrently stood up
Plans postponed by 4 1/2 hours
Disgusting behavior by their father
Wack ass hotel room that had crazy shit happen 3/3 nights we were there
Less than 14 hours of sleep across 3 days
Awful flights
And now both of us are sick
🙃
Watching TV for the first time in several years has shortened my life, these boomers dont stand a chance, the ads are unbearable and make me feel awful….and we expect these people to feel compassion? Their emotional and physical wallets are getting sucked dry
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Watching TV for the first time in several years has shortened my life, these boomers dont stand a chance, the ads are unbearable and make me feel awful….and we expect these people to feel compassion? Their emotional and physical wallets are getting sucked dry
Apparently my type is “burned out caregiver” and im not sure what this says about me
January 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Apparently my type is “burned out caregiver” and im not sure what this says about me
So the housing market is vampiric, the healthcare system will straight up quash everything in its path and the regular people are just numbers and floating wallets
Every part of this system is designed to harvest, huh
Every part of this system is designed to harvest, huh
January 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
So the housing market is vampiric, the healthcare system will straight up quash everything in its path and the regular people are just numbers and floating wallets
Every part of this system is designed to harvest, huh
Every part of this system is designed to harvest, huh
Brought my car in for service and the rep was surprised that everything was all set and ready
“Oh wow, ok…uhh everythings good to go…..this’ll be the easiest job all day”
Little does he know, i left a 4 pack of white monster for the technicians 😈
I’m here a lot and all the techs WILL know my car
“Oh wow, ok…uhh everythings good to go…..this’ll be the easiest job all day”
Little does he know, i left a 4 pack of white monster for the technicians 😈
I’m here a lot and all the techs WILL know my car
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Brought my car in for service and the rep was surprised that everything was all set and ready
“Oh wow, ok…uhh everythings good to go…..this’ll be the easiest job all day”
Little does he know, i left a 4 pack of white monster for the technicians 😈
I’m here a lot and all the techs WILL know my car
“Oh wow, ok…uhh everythings good to go…..this’ll be the easiest job all day”
Little does he know, i left a 4 pack of white monster for the technicians 😈
I’m here a lot and all the techs WILL know my car
One of the small, rare joys of my job is when Im completely aline in the building, just chuggin’ away on whatever project i have and i leave whenever im done
December 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
One of the small, rare joys of my job is when Im completely aline in the building, just chuggin’ away on whatever project i have and i leave whenever im done