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scott
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33 seattle. don't mind if I don't
further evidence to me that we shifted to the worse/worser universe around 2016. because it used to be good!
shqne.com shane @shqne.com · Oct 13
I can’t believe I was ever an oat milk evangelist. It taste like play doh .
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Reposted by scott
Hi everyone! Let’s make this website good
September 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
this being bluesky
September 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
so there's this cornelly ender
September 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
$26 sandwich for lunch I loveeeeee Seattle
September 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
please do not invite me to the pumpkin patch this year. I am 33 years old
September 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
broke: research chemicals
woke: research spreadable cheeses
Nuworld Spread by University of Minnesota

Technically not cheese, this is mostly cream mixed with a cheese made with a mutant Penicillium mold that doesn't produce blue pigment. Spreads like butter, not cream cheese. Very silky texture. Has a slight blue tang. An excellent spread.
September 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
sure they might look different today but just a reminder that no corporation is your friend
September 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
not the annoying menswear guy here too
September 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
got home and I quit being awake <3
September 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
people on bluesky say things like "fricked up"
people on bluesky say things like "Ah, yes."
people on bluesky say things like "methinks"
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
lola young is growing on me...
September 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I just don't think this kind of AI moral reactionism is going to age well
September 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I love that it is culturally 1999 again for the third time in my life
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
experimented with the broiler and got too toasty but the egg survived
September 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
terrified of the implications of updating my iphone "twelve" to ios "twenty six"
a woman in a black shirt is sitting at a desk holding her hands to her face
ALT: a woman in a black shirt is sitting at a desk holding her hands to her face
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
spam and onion 🥴
September 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
wait alien: earth is gaggy
September 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Italian grinder #pizza
September 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
people on bluesky say things like "Ah, yes."
people on bluesky say things like "methinks"
people on bluesky say things like "not one iota"
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Margaret Cho is here and they're filming a rom com
chemtrails over the grocery outlet
September 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
so much dehumanization online. sorry to say but everyone is very very sick
September 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hello Pizza Sky. I did a tasty comparison test with liquid content of right pizza being 50/50 water/beer, and left pizza being 100% water. (left pizza none beer)
September 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
husb caught my good side at lunch
September 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM