Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo momma is so stupid that she tries to insult you with yo momma jokes.
Yo momma is so dirty that that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concerns.
June 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Yo momma is so dirty that that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concerns.
Yo momma is so stupid that I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.
June 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Yo momma is so stupid that I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.
Yo momma is so short that when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
June 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Yo momma is so short that when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
June 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo momma's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph.
June 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yo momma's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it.
June 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it.
Yo momma's so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower.
June 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Yo momma's so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower.
Yo momma is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.
June 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Yo momma is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.
Yo momma is so short that she does backflips under the bed.
June 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Yo momma is so short that she does backflips under the bed.
Yo momma's so ugly that she's probably a Shi'ido Clawdite that stays in her regular form all the time.
June 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Yo momma's so ugly that she's probably a Shi'ido Clawdite that stays in her regular form all the time.
Yo momma's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.
June 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Yo momma's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
June 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yo momma is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so old, the old gods pray to HER!
June 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Yo momma so old, the old gods pray to HER!
Yo momma is so stupid that she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
June 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Yo momma is so stupid that she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo momma is so poor that I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said 'Who knocked?'
June 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Yo momma is so poor that I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said 'Who knocked?'
Yo momma's hair is so nappy that she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
June 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yo momma's hair is so nappy that she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo momma is so fat that when she's standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”
June 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Yo momma is so fat that when she's standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”
Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia.
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia.
Yo momma is so hairy that two birds made nests in her armpits and she doesn't even know about it!
June 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Yo momma is so hairy that two birds made nests in her armpits and she doesn't even know about it!
Yo momma is so stupid that she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
June 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Yo momma is so stupid that she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo momma's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like 'Mini-me'.
June 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Yo momma's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like 'Mini-me'.
Yo momma is so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
June 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Yo momma is so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo momma is so stupid that she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent.
June 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Yo momma is so stupid that she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent.
Yo momma is so stupid that she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
June 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Yo momma is so stupid that she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo momma is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
June 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Yo momma is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.