Guys are weird, and I guess I'm weird in that I don't understand them.

Water conservation I COULD get, but if constantly washing hands, my vote is laziness.
Also, use a foot/tp to flush?

I get it's an annoying situation, but it DOES sound like the start of one of those forced diaper stories.

I think I noticed similar, but wasn't sure.

I heard @mutebuttons.bsky.social was a good recommendation.

All the gear plus high tech webcam systems. Monitor on the go/while in the office. Always present/watching/encouraging.
Some "home automation" while busy in a meeting.
Remotely ensuring they're well behaved and exhausted by the time you return home.

Ascend to Incumtinence

So new Starfox, yes plz.

Already Diaper Aim Bots?!
Nothing is sacred.

If you can hold it long enough for the body shakes, really adds to the whole experience you're describing.

My old crew and I used to marathon Stargate. "Babgate" weekends were fun times.

I found a few good streamers who focus on obscure stuff.
There's more to life than Nintendo.

Contact your local UPS, renting a box should be fairly cheap. Redirect secret shipments there.

This trick should still work:
Make Japanese Switch account. Download JP NSO apps.
Access them with your main account.
Alternatively you could emulate.
Also Zero Mission is an option.

Mine's mid July, same problems.

Great to see you posting this art again!