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The German https://Yiffy.Toys dildo shop.
Occasionally posting fox content.

[bridged from https://rect.al/@YiffyToys on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
If only some of the toys didn't have names a kilometer long.
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The truck is fully packed.
Just preparing the last labels to showcase all the new and best selling toys.
For people who are overwhelmed by our 45+ page printed catalogues with the selection of toys we being for #eurofurence #dealersden.

15 selected toys that are […]

[Original post on rect.al]
August 31, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Well fuck you in particular.
The only #dhl #packstation with a laser barcode scanner is out of order.

On all the other ones you have to hold your phone with your 3rd hand,
operate the phone touchscreen with your 4th hand
and scan a barcode with the shitty cellphone […]

[Original post on rect.al]
August 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Will we ever see the toys we ordered LAST YEAR?
August 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
WTF #paypal ?

Mixing multiple. different date formats and all of them don't match my locale?

German date but with a 12h clock.
English AM/PM in a German text.
Date-Ranges in that stupid American format with the month before the date.
August 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Oh great,
now only can we not search for lost #dhl parcels but the mailbox of their professional customer support is "full".
July 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Bingo!
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
#gimp WHY???
April 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Preparing to make new product photos.
Guess it's time for an update.

#gimp
April 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
OMG

Look at the #exchangerates
April 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
#ups ...
April 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Elektronic government in Germany…
UNDER MAINTENANCE
March 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
2 extra pages
March 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
"Why you shouldn't open an #etsy shop"
A Twitter comic
(unrolled here, because you can't see more then the first page without an X account.)

https://x.com/ama_a93/status/1899876550993977815
March 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Seriously #amazon?
Your "AI" wants to change our product names?
March 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Same thing every time.
But still a good additional step to have it check the Yiffy.Toys shop every month.
March 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
We have the chance to change the default colours of the @FurryStyle Mini Foxcooon we keep in stock.

Should we change it to dark red and black like the full sized Foxcoon?

https://yiffy.toys/shop2/index.php/catalogsearch/result/?q=mini+foxcoon

#generaltopics
March 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Oh great,
online banking is broken.
January 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm impressed.

German tax office has learned that UTF8 exists.
Next thing they may throw away their fax machines.

…only kidding.
…about them throwing away the faxes.
January 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is the state of #amazon seller support.
Their system is broken since October.
They don't have enough humans to finish the workload that was due on the 16th of December, when GPSR came into effect.
And they now send their 15th "please wait, your issue is important to use" reply in Chinese?
January 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"Interesting" design
November 15, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Finally done with the end-of-month paperwork.

Not good, not terrible.
We'll survive.
November 3, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Any the monthly check again all green.
October 27, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Drive 2 of 2 replaced…
Late on Monday we'll finally have space for larger server-backups, the ever growing number of product-photos and more paperwork.
October 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Upgrading our NAS to store more paperwork...
October 16, 2024 at 4:59 PM