I must confess to not being a fan of tethered bottle caps having over my lifetime developed the motor skills needed to unscrew the cap, drink from the bottle without having to bend the cap out of the way, and then refit the cap.

Thought it would be a story about how they're going to disguise themselves when Americans come looking for them.

Felt sure that shoe size was going to be a factor here as well.

Empires rise and fall 😂

Looking in from the outside, this Schumer guy seems to be a right shithouse, the sort of person willing to do anything to maintain the status quo regardless of the damage to others. Am I close?

He's not wrong.

When asked to recite this to anyone, they always join in on the "gogogoch" at the end. 😂

Exclusive!! Oxley secretly trains for next season's battle of the baggers championship.

More than anyone else? More than the tories?
What have you been smoking?

You're talking rubbish

Nah.

In the fight against Farage, there's no place for splitters.

Or as I saw it spelled on FB yesterday, high rackie.

Which, as any right minded person would see, the BBC was obviously right on the money.