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It wasn’t Bill Clinton. It’s pretty obvious which Bubba we’re talkin about: RIP King.
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It wasn’t Bill Clinton. It’s pretty obvious which Bubba we’re talkin about: RIP King.
This entire article is about how Gwyneth Paltrow liked Ben Affleck’s balls in her mouth and I can’t help but to feel sad for the writer and his boring ass sex life. It’s not that surprising, Emell, you boring mfer; it’s a foundational movement.
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
This entire article is about how Gwyneth Paltrow liked Ben Affleck’s balls in her mouth and I can’t help but to feel sad for the writer and his boring ass sex life. It’s not that surprising, Emell, you boring mfer; it’s a foundational movement.
I had to look him up because I don’t know and the funniest thing about this pedophile is that he is featured with Matt Yglesias and Nate Silver and Jesse Signal who are some of the ugliest basement-dwellers with doughy chins I’ve seen in a while. Silver looks like Butthead, but worse.
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I had to look him up because I don’t know and the funniest thing about this pedophile is that he is featured with Matt Yglesias and Nate Silver and Jesse Signal who are some of the ugliest basement-dwellers with doughy chins I’ve seen in a while. Silver looks like Butthead, but worse.
“If there was not a goatse, we would have to create him”
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“If there was not a goatse, we would have to create him”
Someone’s mom made him wear his Sunday suit even though he’s a grown boy who’s been eating lots of croissants.
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Someone’s mom made him wear his Sunday suit even though he’s a grown boy who’s been eating lots of croissants.
Someone’s mom made him wear his Sunday suit even though he’s a grown boy who’s been eating lots of croissants.
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Someone’s mom made him wear his Sunday suit even though he’s a grown boy who’s been eating lots of croissants.
I should call her…
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I should call her…
When you’re mad that Dems In California are countering bad faith and racist Texas redistricting, but you still wear your brother’s hand me downs and you’re mommy’s special little boy.
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When you’re mad that Dems In California are countering bad faith and racist Texas redistricting, but you still wear your brother’s hand me downs and you’re mommy’s special little boy.
When you’re dumb as hell, but you have to write a paper on Heidegger. (Dude really just heard there was a word “ontology” and decided he needed to use it)
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
When you’re dumb as hell, but you have to write a paper on Heidegger. (Dude really just heard there was a word “ontology” and decided he needed to use it)
Update to how cool it is that this is a free website
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Update to how cool it is that this is a free website
This website is free
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This website is free
This could be us, but you are playin
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This could be us, but you are playin
This is a sled. Hegseth is pulling a sled. That pole in the back is supposed to help add weight to make it more difficult. Instead Hegseth got a stronger dude to push as he pulls. And this is the picture THEY chose!! Hahahaha! LOL!
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
This is a sled. Hegseth is pulling a sled. That pole in the back is supposed to help add weight to make it more difficult. Instead Hegseth got a stronger dude to push as he pulls. And this is the picture THEY chose!! Hahahaha! LOL!
Secretary of war doing CrossFit like a regular soccer mom…
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Secretary of war doing CrossFit like a regular soccer mom…
We have a problem…
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
We have a problem…
There’s no better image that truly captures the vibe of this presidency.
October 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
There’s no better image that truly captures the vibe of this presidency.
If my wife did this and said this after I died I would dig myself out of my grave only to divorce the hell out of her.
October 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
If my wife did this and said this after I died I would dig myself out of my grave only to divorce the hell out of her.
When the sun is out, but you have a piano recital
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When the sun is out, but you have a piano recital
Ok, I know that’s a penguin, but … is that … is that the dick? Do penguins have dicks? (I’m not looking this up. It’s so chubby)
October 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Ok, I know that’s a penguin, but … is that … is that the dick? Do penguins have dicks? (I’m not looking this up. It’s so chubby)
The Onion: always getting their asses.
October 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Onion: always getting their asses.
Crazy to think that this was the inspiration for Futurama’s Dr Zoidberg
October 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Crazy to think that this was the inspiration for Futurama’s Dr Zoidberg
The kids are fucking alright. Love BOTTOM OF THE HILL.
October 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The kids are fucking alright. Love BOTTOM OF THE HILL.
Had to drop off the car for a tune up and get an uber home. My driver just passed me, made a turn, and now he’s at the Barbershop. Is that good?
October 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Had to drop off the car for a tune up and get an uber home. My driver just passed me, made a turn, and now he’s at the Barbershop. Is that good?
The Onion is a real newspaper now. Their slogan should just be “The Onion: all the actual real news that’s fit to print.”
October 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Onion is a real newspaper now. Their slogan should just be “The Onion: all the actual real news that’s fit to print.”
“This is a difficult test even for someone with a giant brain, like me,” thought the president. “I know I’ll beat these kids if I just remember if E goes before C in ‘perniciousness’”
October 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“This is a difficult test even for someone with a giant brain, like me,” thought the president. “I know I’ll beat these kids if I just remember if E goes before C in ‘perniciousness’”