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General Public
@yetisyny.bsky.social
The name's General Public. I'm a SubGenius in charge of the X-ist Alien Space Armada that'll destroy Earth on July 5, 1998. I'm also a Lemon Party US President.
Happy Friday the 13th! This is a very special holiday in October because if you reverse the digits you get October 31st, Halloween!
October 13, 2023 at 6:28 PM
now i know why sometimes people who hear my voice on the phone think i’m a woman lol

i like my voice tho, like if i ever decided to go trans, i already have a voice like a girl

i’m a cis guy but still, i already talk like a girl and do uptalk and say “like” a lot, would require zero voice training
September 9, 2023 at 6:39 PM
this happened to me too except my followers weren’t removed by a bluesky update, they got taken up in the rupture, to the pleasure saucers, and are with the alien sex goddesses on the way to planet x now
numet.al marty, @numet.al · Sep 9
looks like the new bluesky update force removed the three thousand people that followed me 🙄

looking for my friends
September 9, 2023 at 5:53 PM
ah i just invited 3 new people to bluesky, i hope they get along with us existing users, i had 3 invite codes laying around
September 9, 2023 at 4:23 PM
neon genesis evangelion and end of evangelion are nonfiction btw

the rebuild of evangelion movies are completely made up, though
August 29, 2023 at 12:08 AM
if i ever appear inactive for more than a few days, don’t worry, i’m probably just dead or kidnapped or abducted by aliens or trapped in the middle of nowhere with no internet or inside the stomach of a huge dinosaur or isekai’d to another world or stuck inside a virtual reality machine or something
August 29, 2023 at 12:04 AM
my profile picture is a piece of pixel art i drew myself called the TriPipe, like the recycling symbol... 3 pipes all smoking each other, with “bob” in the center, and the “o” in “bob” is a dobbshead, and the B’s are actually the number 13, so it’s actually the number 13013

it is epic subgenius art
August 7, 2023 at 2:38 AM
the bluesky team should maybe hire people with better opinions for their mod team

like, the kinds of opinions that are popular among the people i follow on here, people who would be happy to see both elon and zuck have comically large grand pianos mysteriously fall out of the sky onto them
August 7, 2023 at 1:58 AM
did you know that all works of fiction are actually true?

there is literally a school of thought in philosophy that believes this shit, called modal realism, devised by the philosopher david lewis... it’s crazy but also awesome, so i pretend to believe it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modal_realism
Modal realism - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
August 7, 2023 at 1:31 AM
once a bird pooped on my cousin’s head

later, she won an oscar
August 7, 2023 at 12:51 AM
what vibe do i give off? just make something up if you don’t know, fellow skeeple
August 4, 2023 at 3:26 AM
trying to think of more skeety words for bluesky skeeters

please sike, reskeet, & skuffle

post → skeet
repost → reskeet
quote post → quote skeet
like → sike
reply → skuffle
bluesky user → skeeter
follower → skooper
following → skooping
someone you follow → seksy
friend/mutual → skank
block → skrap
August 4, 2023 at 3:15 AM
this video is a tribute to the blue bird from twitter that flew off into the blue sky we are on now, the third opening of naruto shippuden, blue bird by ikimono-gakari https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frdz6P8uwv4

r.i.p. twitter, you were foolishly killed by elon, who’s like the crazy-ass ninja hidan
Naruto Shippuden - Opening 3 (Creditless) (HD - 60 fps)
Artist: Ikimono-gakariSong: Blue BirdSUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdGK4MOyB0RMwNn0_qDss3w?sub_confirmation=1TWITTER: https://tw...
www.youtube.com
August 3, 2023 at 7:58 AM
so yeah... i give quests

if anyone wants a quest, just ask me by replying or quote-posting me and i will give you a quest to complete IRL

it helps if i know your skills and abilities, what kind of position you have, what kind of things you like doing, your likes and dislikes

quests are negotiable
very accurate, i like to give people quests IRL too

not many people seem to accept them though, people seem to want me to deal with stuff myself instead of giving them quests

anyway if anyone wants a quest just like, i dunno, get into my notifications somehow by replying to me or quote-posting me?
August 3, 2023 at 7:31 AM
i am helpless without animated gifs, fumbling for words
like a large language model writing steaming turds
let’s get animated
something unrelated
guess what doesn’t exist? birds
August 3, 2023 at 6:38 AM
kirachats is a really good twitch streamer and you all should check out her content if you ever look at twitch, she covers leftist politics and is fun and is a genuinely good person, and is even friends with animals like squirrels and bunnies

she also cohosts something called the red planet podcast
July 31, 2023 at 8:44 AM
what ever happened to the chicago font? it was such a good font but it doesn’t exist anymore, it wasn’t just common in apple computers but even JRPGs for the super nintendo used the chicago font, there was even anime localized into english that used the chicago font, but now nothing, they killed it!
July 31, 2023 at 8:26 AM
i will bring about x-day & the rupture at 808 followers

808 because it looks like the name “bob”, the nickname of j.r. “bob” dobbs

“bob” initially planned x-day but since he was assassinated in 1984 & nobody else is doing it, i’ve taken up the mantle of causing x-day to occur, it’ll be so much fun
July 31, 2023 at 6:35 AM
the key to good writing is just, write whatever stupid shit comes to mind and keep writing like that and don’t stop until it’s an excessively long pile of stupid bullshit, then just edit the hell out of it ruthlessly like a psycho chopping up one of his victims, until it’s like a finely polished gem
July 30, 2023 at 8:35 PM
i have the best brainworms because they had the finest brain to feast on and i let them eat as much as they want until there isn’t even a single brain cell left

somebody else needs to take care of them now, they lost their food supply and need another host organism or they’ll starve, hate to see it
July 30, 2023 at 6:30 PM
is jack dorsey still in charge of anything here? he endorsed rfk jr. and is into crypto and is a kook, back at twitter he actually endorsed elon musk taking over as a good thing

just curious who actually runs bluesky, and if they’re like that, or if they’re more in tune with the super cool userbase
July 30, 2023 at 6:19 PM
“bob”
A man is dead after officials say he jumped into Lake Lanier and was electrocuted

Authorities have not said what led to the water being electrified.
Man electrocuted after jumping into Lake Lanier, officials say
Officials said the victim jumped off the dock and was shocked by the electricity in the water.
t.co
July 30, 2023 at 4:58 PM
gotta love the juice media honest government ads (“the australien government”), such good content and so true https://www.thejuicemedia.com/honest-government-ads/
July 30, 2023 at 3:54 AM
can’t wait till people rewrite wikipedia articles using text generated from chatgpt that openai got from plagiarizing those exact same wikipedia articles

it’ll be fun to see edits where the articles all just go back to almost exactly what they were in september 2021, chatgpt’s knowledge cutoff date
July 30, 2023 at 2:49 AM
chhinnamasta - the naked goddess who is standing on top of a couple having sex and who chopped off her own head with a scimitar and has 3 spurts of blood from her neck into her 2 naked attendants and her own severed head https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chhinnamasta
July 29, 2023 at 10:33 PM