Brian Waismeyer
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yetanotherbrian.bsky.social
Brian Waismeyer
@yetanotherbrian.bsky.social
former Trust & Safety researcher and data scientist (Facebook, pre-Musk Twitter).

not sure social media should exist, but it does, so I tried to help it be better.

grateful to be doing more joyful data work at Wizards these days. =)

30+ | he / him | WA
oh yeah @darthbluesky.bsky.social ?!

Pepper says FIGHT ME (bc she got cold and needs to warm up).
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i got you, fren
March 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
lol. apologies. i lied. didn't download it until this morning. really looking forward to it and ty for inspiring some joy!
March 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
why are there so many and why are they always good?

hmmm. tho pho is almost always good so maybe that's a coincidence...

suddenly craving pho.

ah, yes my local pho place: pho 175.
September 20, 2024 at 11:53 PM
ah. yes. it is the left that systematically embraces hostile, inflammatory rhetoric. for sure.

(picture taken by me in good old Woodinville, WA this morning - lol, the light changed as I took the photo so, no, I wasn't driving or blocking traffic)
September 18, 2024 at 4:07 PM
why does the "o" in this font look so familiar?!! oooooooh....
August 17, 2024 at 3:42 PM
by the gods... MASON jar... you're right and there is only one REASONABLE explanation...
August 13, 2024 at 4:32 PM
this should be the standard description of a Trump event.
August 13, 2024 at 4:19 PM
omfg.

Mochiiiiii!

Pepper says hey!
August 12, 2024 at 2:19 PM
could be siblings, lol. and she LOVES doing the "head in your lap I'm very cute" thing if we don't notice her or her growing pile of toys.
July 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
our dog Athena approves this cancellation.
June 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
computer. ENHANCE.
June 5, 2024 at 4:43 PM
this cat committed terrible crimes, including sitting on my lap just when shows were ending - trapping me in place (likely so our other cats could commit war crimes).
March 27, 2024 at 6:08 PM
ooh. are we doing random cute stuff pics? please enjoy this challenging search and find with our dog!
March 6, 2024 at 5:42 PM
March 1, 2024 at 8:48 PM
February 4, 2024 at 10:24 PM
pardon me, I don't mean to be contrarian on the interwebz.

but they never stop being kittens.
December 19, 2023 at 5:13 PM
I woke up one morning a few weeks ago and my ADHD brain - as I sat up, unprompted - provided the following quote, set to the tune of the Folger's jingle.

(my partner was so amused she did a little wood burning present for my birthday)
December 13, 2023 at 4:59 PM
the ad placement is just... lololololol. *chef's kiss*
December 1, 2023 at 10:25 PM
things are... well, you know. not great. here is a picture of our pup and one of our kitties continuing to fall in love with each other.
November 16, 2023 at 5:44 PM
yessss, join usssss.
November 4, 2023 at 4:52 PM
November 1, 2023 at 3:47 PM
August 28, 2023 at 5:49 AM
these look great. ty for sharing!

this is my woodwork mask, just to add to the sharing fun.
August 7, 2023 at 2:54 AM
I can't explain it properly, but somehow that guy is playing both people in this classic meme.

or perhaps my brain is very tired.

lol. I'll let you judge.
August 3, 2023 at 4:44 AM