YESWEKEN
@yesweken.bsky.social
Setup, punch line, laugh track, yawn, repeat.
Today is national cat day, which means come tomorrow, you'll be able to get all the cats you want at a deep discount. #nationalcatday
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Today is national cat day, which means come tomorrow, you'll be able to get all the cats you want at a deep discount. #nationalcatday
At some point every weekend I stop trying to be the best I can be and begin avoiding becoming the worst I can be.
June 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
At some point every weekend I stop trying to be the best I can be and begin avoiding becoming the worst I can be.
Haven't gotten slizzr'd in a while. Is that still a thing? Gettin' slizzr'd?
June 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Haven't gotten slizzr'd in a while. Is that still a thing? Gettin' slizzr'd?
Watched Inception again and realized that the true message of the movie was that having 2 kids will drive you insane.
May 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Watched Inception again and realized that the true message of the movie was that having 2 kids will drive you insane.
Honesty naturally increases with age, just that it takes a lot of youthful energy to bullshit people all the time.
May 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Honesty naturally increases with age, just that it takes a lot of youthful energy to bullshit people all the time.
Thursday is the cool side of the pillow.
May 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Thursday is the cool side of the pillow.
The alpha male of the pack always presents the female with better, cooler, and funnier memes than his rival males.
May 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The alpha male of the pack always presents the female with better, cooler, and funnier memes than his rival males.
Another day, another kidney.
April 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Another day, another kidney.
Remember, teamwork is the best way to share the blame equally.
April 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Remember, teamwork is the best way to share the blame equally.
sometimes the best tattoo is the one you don't get.
April 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
sometimes the best tattoo is the one you don't get.
Fun way to quit X/Twitter: post "going skydiving!!!!"
April 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fun way to quit X/Twitter: post "going skydiving!!!!"
There's a special joy in watching a drunk person light their cigarette backwards.
April 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There's a special joy in watching a drunk person light their cigarette backwards.
what's great about being baked at 2am, is that you can start to hear the second guitar clearly
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
what's great about being baked at 2am, is that you can start to hear the second guitar clearly
Never put all your baskets in one ultra-basket.
April 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Never put all your baskets in one ultra-basket.
Why aren't more animals "nuggeted."? Why the limit to just chickens?
April 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why aren't more animals "nuggeted."? Why the limit to just chickens?
I've never stabbed anyone, so I guess I'm a morning person after all.
April 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I've never stabbed anyone, so I guess I'm a morning person after all.
Apparently everyone in line at this cafe is learning to place an order again after the accident.
April 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Apparently everyone in line at this cafe is learning to place an order again after the accident.
You don't have to be the sharpest knife in the drawer to be the one that stabs the most people.
March 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You don't have to be the sharpest knife in the drawer to be the one that stabs the most people.
Rude lady refused to hold the escalator for me.
March 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Rude lady refused to hold the escalator for me.
all the hobbits in the LotR movies were basically wearing capris.
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
all the hobbits in the LotR movies were basically wearing capris.
Wish I could blame my grocery shopping habits on a Hurricane.
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Wish I could blame my grocery shopping habits on a Hurricane.
Nothing says "I forgot your birthday" like "Hudson News"
March 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Nothing says "I forgot your birthday" like "Hudson News"
posting this to avoid talking to someone.
March 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
posting this to avoid talking to someone.
Remember, life is short! Live it to the fullest! Tell her you love her after the first date!
March 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Remember, life is short! Live it to the fullest! Tell her you love her after the first date!
"Don't let your mouth get your ass in trouble."
- John Shaft
- John Shaft
March 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Don't let your mouth get your ass in trouble."
- John Shaft
- John Shaft