Ryan Maloney
@yestrils.bsky.social
Spent an hour and a half designing an otter enclosure the other day. Good time. #PlanetZoo
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Spent an hour and a half designing an otter enclosure the other day. Good time. #PlanetZoo
I just finished watching A Quiet Place Part 2 [2020]. Um…
Pros:
-Surprise Cillian Murphy!
-Surprise Djimon Hounsou!
-I liked the little flash back scene at the beginning.
Cons:
-I was just not really invested in anyone other than the baby.
-I did not get hooked or scared once by the movie.
5/10
Pros:
-Surprise Cillian Murphy!
-Surprise Djimon Hounsou!
-I liked the little flash back scene at the beginning.
Cons:
-I was just not really invested in anyone other than the baby.
-I did not get hooked or scared once by the movie.
5/10
January 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I just finished watching A Quiet Place Part 2 [2020]. Um…
Pros:
-Surprise Cillian Murphy!
-Surprise Djimon Hounsou!
-I liked the little flash back scene at the beginning.
Cons:
-I was just not really invested in anyone other than the baby.
-I did not get hooked or scared once by the movie.
5/10
Pros:
-Surprise Cillian Murphy!
-Surprise Djimon Hounsou!
-I liked the little flash back scene at the beginning.
Cons:
-I was just not really invested in anyone other than the baby.
-I did not get hooked or scared once by the movie.
5/10
I just finished watching Logan Lucky [2017]. Um…
Pros:
-Absolute star studded cast. Most of them were used wonderfully.
-I love me a good heist movie.
-That twist at the very end.
Cons:
-Child beauty pageants give me the ick.
-Sebastian Stan was woefully underused.
7/10
Pros:
-Absolute star studded cast. Most of them were used wonderfully.
-I love me a good heist movie.
-That twist at the very end.
Cons:
-Child beauty pageants give me the ick.
-Sebastian Stan was woefully underused.
7/10
January 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I just finished watching Logan Lucky [2017]. Um…
Pros:
-Absolute star studded cast. Most of them were used wonderfully.
-I love me a good heist movie.
-That twist at the very end.
Cons:
-Child beauty pageants give me the ick.
-Sebastian Stan was woefully underused.
7/10
Pros:
-Absolute star studded cast. Most of them were used wonderfully.
-I love me a good heist movie.
-That twist at the very end.
Cons:
-Child beauty pageants give me the ick.
-Sebastian Stan was woefully underused.
7/10
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January 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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This goes so fucking hard dude
January 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This goes so fucking hard dude
I just finished watching “Cabaret” [1993]. Um…
Pros:
-The music is very good
-Alan Cumming kills it as always
-Gay!
Cons:
-I genuinely can’t think of anything in particular.
Other:
-I did not realize what era of Germany that this play was set in until it hit me in the face. Woof!
7/10
Pros:
-The music is very good
-Alan Cumming kills it as always
-Gay!
Cons:
-I genuinely can’t think of anything in particular.
Other:
-I did not realize what era of Germany that this play was set in until it hit me in the face. Woof!
7/10
January 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I just finished watching “Cabaret” [1993]. Um…
Pros:
-The music is very good
-Alan Cumming kills it as always
-Gay!
Cons:
-I genuinely can’t think of anything in particular.
Other:
-I did not realize what era of Germany that this play was set in until it hit me in the face. Woof!
7/10
Pros:
-The music is very good
-Alan Cumming kills it as always
-Gay!
Cons:
-I genuinely can’t think of anything in particular.
Other:
-I did not realize what era of Germany that this play was set in until it hit me in the face. Woof!
7/10
I just finished watching “The Substance [2024]. Um…
Pros:
-Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley were wonderful.
-Booty. Need I say more?
-Genuinely scary body horror from small things to all out creatures.
Cons:
-The ending lost me a little,but that didn’t last long
9.25/10
Pros:
-Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley were wonderful.
-Booty. Need I say more?
-Genuinely scary body horror from small things to all out creatures.
Cons:
-The ending lost me a little,but that didn’t last long
9.25/10
January 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I just finished watching “The Substance [2024]. Um…
Pros:
-Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley were wonderful.
-Booty. Need I say more?
-Genuinely scary body horror from small things to all out creatures.
Cons:
-The ending lost me a little,but that didn’t last long
9.25/10
Pros:
-Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley were wonderful.
-Booty. Need I say more?
-Genuinely scary body horror from small things to all out creatures.
Cons:
-The ending lost me a little,but that didn’t last long
9.25/10
Sergeant: “ARE YOU STRAPPED SOLDIER!?”
Soldier: “SIR YES SIR!”
Sergeant: “I DONT SEE NO GUN, SOLDIER!”
Soldier with mysteriously misshapen pelvic area: “Uh… gun? Sir?”
Soldier: “SIR YES SIR!”
Sergeant: “I DONT SEE NO GUN, SOLDIER!”
Soldier with mysteriously misshapen pelvic area: “Uh… gun? Sir?”
January 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sergeant: “ARE YOU STRAPPED SOLDIER!?”
Soldier: “SIR YES SIR!”
Sergeant: “I DONT SEE NO GUN, SOLDIER!”
Soldier with mysteriously misshapen pelvic area: “Uh… gun? Sir?”
Soldier: “SIR YES SIR!”
Sergeant: “I DONT SEE NO GUN, SOLDIER!”
Soldier with mysteriously misshapen pelvic area: “Uh… gun? Sir?”
I once met a little gremlin of a man who was holding a glass of milk and whose name I could not guess. It made me so mad that I punched him in the stomach as hard as I could.
Crumpled. Spilt skim.
Crumpled. Spilt skim.
January 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I once met a little gremlin of a man who was holding a glass of milk and whose name I could not guess. It made me so mad that I punched him in the stomach as hard as I could.
Crumpled. Spilt skim.
Crumpled. Spilt skim.
I just finished watching Werewolves [2024]. Um…
Pros:
-Really liked the transformation scenes. Probably the best in a while.
-The concept is genuinely really intriguing.
-Punk Rock Werewolf.
-The Neighbor.
Cons:
-The acting.
-The writing.
-Frank Grillo.
-Epilepsy causing strobes constantly.
Pros:
-Really liked the transformation scenes. Probably the best in a while.
-The concept is genuinely really intriguing.
-Punk Rock Werewolf.
-The Neighbor.
Cons:
-The acting.
-The writing.
-Frank Grillo.
-Epilepsy causing strobes constantly.
January 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I just finished watching Werewolves [2024]. Um…
Pros:
-Really liked the transformation scenes. Probably the best in a while.
-The concept is genuinely really intriguing.
-Punk Rock Werewolf.
-The Neighbor.
Cons:
-The acting.
-The writing.
-Frank Grillo.
-Epilepsy causing strobes constantly.
Pros:
-Really liked the transformation scenes. Probably the best in a while.
-The concept is genuinely really intriguing.
-Punk Rock Werewolf.
-The Neighbor.
Cons:
-The acting.
-The writing.
-Frank Grillo.
-Epilepsy causing strobes constantly.
I had the pleasure to finally watch 10 Cloverfield Lane last night. I remember wanting to see it when it first came out based on the trailers alone, but never had the chance. John Goodman did the part of Harold such justice. Even got a genuine scare out of me, and that is hard to do. 9.5/10 So Good.
January 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I had the pleasure to finally watch 10 Cloverfield Lane last night. I remember wanting to see it when it first came out based on the trailers alone, but never had the chance. John Goodman did the part of Harold such justice. Even got a genuine scare out of me, and that is hard to do. 9.5/10 So Good.