To suck at one social media platform is basic. To suck at *all of them* is elite.

I see an ostrich wearing aviator goggles

The energy I’d like to bring to this universe

<Stares in platonic idealism>

Mhhhm I’m feeling healthy just looking at all these energy drinks

Given that I’m eating at the Panda Express, I’d say my intuition is not to be trusted.

Coming back to this visual, eight years later. Like a David Lynch movie, it means something, but I’m not sure what exactly.

"This is not who we are." Well, anybody who knows anything about American history knows this sure is at least part of who you are. In fact, you don't need to know anything about American history, you just need to have spent any amount of time in a red part of the country sometime in 2004, 1/5

I’m back! Nobody knows me here, so it’s basically the same as Twitter (sorry, Xitter) but with far fewer nazis.

Furiously googling “how does one become an influencer on bsky” and immediately getting cancelled

First post gets double digits attention, second post gets zero. I see right through the Skinner box y’all are running here, Bluesky :-)

But are they ethically sourced?

With Twitter becoming effectively uninhabitable I once again find myself social media shopping with all the enthusiasm of a recently divorced middle aged dad trying to get back on the dating market.