Surely this must be the greedy players’ fault, and not something that, idk, 25 of some of the richest people in America could solve by actually spending money on their teams to try and compete? But if Manfred told you this, it must be true.

Imagining Gil Scott-Heron learning that i listened to this while writing a motion to dismiss a consumer class action

People don’t even ask you for Zyn any more. They just look at you like this.

Imagine writing all of these bangers and then growing up to be Ryan Adams and having Phoebe Bridgers write a diss track about how you recorded these songs when she was born. That’s the good stuff.

Hate it here! 51st.news/musk-disrupt...

You: [say you don’t like Neil Young all that much.]

Me: Um, okay, Cowgirl in the Sand? Uhh, paging Dr. Stupid

Me, getting ready to go a-wassailing

Incredible loser shit

Baltimore police keeping the streets clear of grandpa’s hunting rifles

Using AI-generated images to determine if I’m human seems… weird?

Normal guy, just eating a normal peach, normally.