Andshrew
@yerrdone.bsky.social
PSA
Political parties are not sports teams. You don't need to support them when they're doing a bad job.
Political parties are not sports teams. You don't need to support them when they're doing a bad job.
October 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
PSA
Political parties are not sports teams. You don't need to support them when they're doing a bad job.
Political parties are not sports teams. You don't need to support them when they're doing a bad job.
Smash, Marry, Kill
NEBULAS
NEBULAS
September 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Smash, Marry, Kill
NEBULAS
NEBULAS
Canadian here, just checking in on our neighbours to the south. Ya'll doing okay? It's looking a little Third Reichish over there lately. 😬
June 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Canadian here, just checking in on our neighbours to the south. Ya'll doing okay? It's looking a little Third Reichish over there lately. 😬
I swear I just use 🖤🧡 so I can feel young again when it's asked me if I'm over 18 🥹
May 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I swear I just use 🖤🧡 so I can feel young again when it's asked me if I'm over 18 🥹
Dear Samsung, please put the same automatic selfie filter that you do for photos on the video setting. I was not ready for that reality check, thank you.
May 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Dear Samsung, please put the same automatic selfie filter that you do for photos on the video setting. I was not ready for that reality check, thank you.
*Three year old watching me blow my nose*
"I have no boogers. I've been hiding then everywhere. There are at least three in this house"
"I have no boogers. I've been hiding then everywhere. There are at least three in this house"
March 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
*Three year old watching me blow my nose*
"I have no boogers. I've been hiding then everywhere. There are at least three in this house"
"I have no boogers. I've been hiding then everywhere. There are at least three in this house"
How many cats do I need to have before I can make a Farmers Only account?
March 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
How many cats do I need to have before I can make a Farmers Only account?
If you stole someone's identity but made their life better, would you still go to jail?
Pay off their debt, get them that dream job, get them a date with that person they've been too nervous to ask out.
Pay off their debt, get them that dream job, get them a date with that person they've been too nervous to ask out.
February 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If you stole someone's identity but made their life better, would you still go to jail?
Pay off their debt, get them that dream job, get them a date with that person they've been too nervous to ask out.
Pay off their debt, get them that dream job, get them a date with that person they've been too nervous to ask out.
All I want is to find a partner who looks at me the way a middle-aged man looks at a Costco hotdog.
February 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
All I want is to find a partner who looks at me the way a middle-aged man looks at a Costco hotdog.
Retirement plan for millennials:
Move somewhere warm to be homeless.
Move somewhere warm to be homeless.
February 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Retirement plan for millennials:
Move somewhere warm to be homeless.
Move somewhere warm to be homeless.
Valentine's Day can be one of the hardest days for those feeling isolated and like they have no one. Someone please check in on Drake.
February 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Valentine's Day can be one of the hardest days for those feeling isolated and like they have no one. Someone please check in on Drake.
Peter Thiel is Trumps senator Palpatine.
February 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Peter Thiel is Trumps senator Palpatine.
Boom bap
Rap, rap, rappity-rap-rap
Rappity-rap, fart sound
Rap, rap, rappity-rap-rap
Rappity-rap, fart sound
February 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Boom bap
Rap, rap, rappity-rap-rap
Rappity-rap, fart sound
Rap, rap, rappity-rap-rap
Rappity-rap, fart sound
I'll just pregame during the opening act. When is Kendrick on?
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'll just pregame during the opening act. When is Kendrick on?
Superbowl Sunday? More like Short King Sunday! 🎤
February 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Superbowl Sunday? More like Short King Sunday! 🎤
Can't help to to read it, "blueskiiiee" like a hockey bro
February 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Can't help to to read it, "blueskiiiee" like a hockey bro
Family cribbage night 🥹
February 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Family cribbage night 🥹
Being in my 30s got me min-maxing my nutrition. A delicate balance of, "am I pooping too much or not at all"
February 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Being in my 30s got me min-maxing my nutrition. A delicate balance of, "am I pooping too much or not at all"
Suge Knight was just Tupac's senator Palpatine.
February 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Suge Knight was just Tupac's senator Palpatine.