Cosmo Clyde
@yerboypdk.bsky.social
Bass drummer, TV technician, loud boy, old internet, consciously normal these days
Sober as hell
Sober as hell
I thought y'all were exaggerating about the Taylor Swift dick song but goodness me
October 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I thought y'all were exaggerating about the Taylor Swift dick song but goodness me
The team, desperate for season ticket sales, offered up a deal labeled WE’RE BETTING ON OURSELVES - lapsed ST holders would get a 30% rebate on this year if DC missed the playoffs.
Yes, dear reader, I open palm slammed the BET button with a force that shattered doors.
Yes, dear reader, I open palm slammed the BET button with a force that shattered doors.
October 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The team, desperate for season ticket sales, offered up a deal labeled WE’RE BETTING ON OURSELVES - lapsed ST holders would get a 30% rebate on this year if DC missed the playoffs.
Yes, dear reader, I open palm slammed the BET button with a force that shattered doors.
Yes, dear reader, I open palm slammed the BET button with a force that shattered doors.
Good morning friends, it’s a beautiful day to be Mad About Soccer.
DC United, the worst team in Major League Soccer (LAG are one point worse but with a game in hand, and they’re defending champions), have been on quite a ride this year. Let’s go through it!
DC United, the worst team in Major League Soccer (LAG are one point worse but with a game in hand, and they’re defending champions), have been on quite a ride this year. Let’s go through it!
October 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Good morning friends, it’s a beautiful day to be Mad About Soccer.
DC United, the worst team in Major League Soccer (LAG are one point worse but with a game in hand, and they’re defending champions), have been on quite a ride this year. Let’s go through it!
DC United, the worst team in Major League Soccer (LAG are one point worse but with a game in hand, and they’re defending champions), have been on quite a ride this year. Let’s go through it!
I noticed you around, um
I find you very attractive
I find you very attractive
September 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I noticed you around, um
I find you very attractive
I find you very attractive
Eggholic I just wanted lunch, you didn't have to go that hard
September 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Eggholic I just wanted lunch, you didn't have to go that hard
He won’t stop looking at me
September 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
He won’t stop looking at me
All the other awfulness of the present moment aside, can we talk about how stupid it is to wear camo and high viz at the same time
August 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
All the other awfulness of the present moment aside, can we talk about how stupid it is to wear camo and high viz at the same time
Let our silence speak.
Jason Levien must sell the team.
Jason Levien must sell the team.
August 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Let our silence speak.
Jason Levien must sell the team.
Jason Levien must sell the team.
Feeling for the guy who bought my free ticket for $22
August 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Feeling for the guy who bought my free ticket for $22
Somebody might need to hear this today.
From "BUT: Life Isn't Like That, Is It?" by Boff Whalley.
From "BUT: Life Isn't Like That, Is It?" by Boff Whalley.
July 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Somebody might need to hear this today.
From "BUT: Life Isn't Like That, Is It?" by Boff Whalley.
From "BUT: Life Isn't Like That, Is It?" by Boff Whalley.
The vibe I’m bringing to a soccer match in the pouring rain with 500 people
May 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The vibe I’m bringing to a soccer match in the pouring rain with 500 people
So I'll show up, and the thunderstorm is supposed to hit early in the first half, and after an eight hour workday going straight into United Life™, well,
May 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
So I'll show up, and the thunderstorm is supposed to hit early in the first half, and after an eight hour workday going straight into United Life™, well,
So Colorado has come to town, and they have our successful domestic academy product on the official media; considering we got $1,000,000 in cash for him, okay! And then yesterday we found out that the DCU academy is now charging pay-for-play again, to the tune of GFY per year!
May 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
So Colorado has come to town, and they have our successful domestic academy product on the official media; considering we got $1,000,000 in cash for him, okay! And then yesterday we found out that the DCU academy is now charging pay-for-play again, to the tune of GFY per year!
This is a Paul Connors appreciation station
April 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is a Paul Connors appreciation station
The moon was nice last night.
February 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The moon was nice last night.
Stop scrolling and say hi to the newest stray in the neighborhood, Scruff McGuff.
January 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Stop scrolling and say hi to the newest stray in the neighborhood, Scruff McGuff.
The horny levels of Egyptians are astounding
January 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The horny levels of Egyptians are astounding
I will only accept patriotism from dozens of toddlers poorly singing anthems
January 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I will only accept patriotism from dozens of toddlers poorly singing anthems
Elon’s just doing Nazi salutes at CapOne now
January 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Elon’s just doing Nazi salutes at CapOne now
Met this guy eight years ago as he wandered the aisles of that first inauguration.
I wonder how he’s doing.
I wonder how he’s doing.
January 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Met this guy eight years ago as he wandered the aisles of that first inauguration.
I wonder how he’s doing.
I wonder how he’s doing.
I could read Ode to the Sun faster but I prefer soaking it in and it’s a hot finish
January 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I could read Ode to the Sun faster but I prefer soaking it in and it’s a hot finish
Section VI is for the eggs
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Section VI is for the eggs