How did they come to a decision to use this terrible font? It's a marketing material short story tied with some other marketing materials, and the foreword says it take place during the space hitler part of the retconned to death story. Since the whole giant and important event happened and even was killed off-screen between the games, it ads at least something to the terrible abused and raped world, of once beloved by young conservative yankees game.

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Jinjer is a pretty cool band. It's one of those hard metal groups where a female vocalist does the voice splitting. So normies who think they are cool, run around scaring other normies who think it's male vocals, because they have little experience hearing such classic vocal techniques. Tantrum Hedonist Rogue Tumbleweed Green Serpent Kafka Dark Bile Fast Draw Someone's Daughter…

О, как намаялась я с тобой Моя попытка номер пять I'm not a schtroumpfs professor, but this is the first time i've heard about the books, the guardaneers, the papa bros, porgs, or council of wizards. And since when one-off jokes became their cutie marks? And even that is not followed through. There's all the background unmarked smurfs, but they are ignored and disappear from the film.

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It's yet another time when they made a mildly unusual mechanic, and didn't bother to make a game around. They too just cloned Portal with its separate isolated puzzle rooms. Ok, you cloned Portal packaging, because you are lazy and talentless. You have it on you to execute on plans, not to actually make them. But can you please explain me, why you also stole…

The horsemen of licensed games: 2D plarformer, adventure games, anthology of action puzzles, and collectathons. The original game came out during the shitty generation, so even the GameCube and Xbox version have this cartoon adaptation in funeral palette. The PC got a separate game, an cheap anthology of puzzles. Good thing the world of a cartoon got justice in this new bright, colourful and juicy re-make.

It is a Capcom-style brawler, so your magicks use your HP. And it's one of their fake RPG brawlers, you have five characters who gain fake levels that don't change things, and fake items, all of which only exists to create sunken cost fallacy. You gain levels, but you always fight stronger enemies in a strictly linear game, so the overall balance doesn't change a bit.

English subtitles. I compared the first film to The Hobbit, and the unrelated but forcibly cinematicuniversed Jan Zizka film to The Silmarilion. It's only fitting to call this one The Lord of the Rings. Book I: The Fellowship of the Ring. It's not as epic and metaphysical, but the scale is way more bloated compared to the small mostly self-contained first film.

The Ne Zha cartoon from 2019 advertises this 3D CGI cartoon as a continuation. But there's no story relation between them at all, besides one kameo post-credits joke and both being based on the same anthology of folk semi-religious legends. Going into it after Ne Zha is like jumping into The Silmarillion after The Hobbit. This is a fantasy drama epos, with no happy ends.

English subtitles. It's a 3D CGI cartoon loosely based on the Feng shen yanyi. The animation is pretty good, the modern-rewritten central plot is pretty solid. Even if it got kinda naive and overplayed a decade ago. The world went to the rear ends of the dogs, so we need more of this. But then also the film is filled with chinese gross-out humour. Which is like yankee gross-out humour, but permeating other genres evenly instead of being shunned and looked upon.

I never liked this IP, because when it started, i was already 11 and too old for a cartoon that is entirely based on making fun of neurodivergent characters, while also being violently anti-intellectual. Neither was i a stoner, the second biggest audience of the show. But in university i decided to watch the recent first film during a lecture on my…

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So, wait did Haohmaru unleash Shizuka Gozen by cutting her sakura in the intro or what? Mina Majikina is taking a bow to a katana fight. She is from Samurai Spirits Zero, which takes place before this game chronologically, so she makes sense. She is an exorcist amazonian wearing bikini with ass-high panties to show 75% og her butt crack.

So once upon a time i've got into university. We were talking with the bois about games, and stuff, and one dude says, "try Gun Metal it's fun". It was and still is an obscure game, so this was the first time i've heard of it. Official publishers didn't carry it, and while researching now i could find only one pirated CD made by some amateur pirates, not affiliated with the big pirate publishing houses.

It is a typical Capcom-style brawler, with all the same bones — 2-buttons, the ult uses HP instead of mana, very temporary weapons, and weird rides. Bringing a fist to an MLRS fight. The game offers four characters with different animations for the same move-set. In a world styled after usa-type comics pastiche. You have the hero, the mummy, the ninja, and the baby driving a mech.

Back in the day in the time before touchphones and even before smartphones there were PPC — pocket personal computers. Some dudes came together, ripped sprites from HoMM2 (that's why their sprites are in the stretched aspect ratio, because of DOS' 16 by 10) and assembled their own clone game for PPCs. It was called Pocket Heroes and was sold through SMS and shareware.

The average forgettable movie 2020 got an average forgettable sequel 2025. The average film The Old Guard was, i think, average. But what i know for sure is that it is forgettable. How do i know this? I don't. Which proves the point. The only thing i can recall from it, is that it was lead by the old lady with too much plastic surgery, or injections, or whatever blood of newborns do turborich yankee pop-stars drink, to look barely 20 at the end of their life.

I've played the BNE v2.02. I read up on the wiki what are the changes and only these look somewhat relevant: • Current food displayed along with gold/oil/lumber. • Death Coil will no longer damage allies. • Ctrl+click or double-click will select closest 9 units of that type currently on the screen. • First Town Hall/Great Hall now build at the speed of a Farm.

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It's an animated short slapstick film, a ComiColor's take on Aladin. Instead of trying to adapt the full story and crumpling it like Beanstalk, the significantly rewrote it to better fit the chosen comedic tone. I still remember the times, and they do probably still exist. In the real world, tho, not in the western discourse.

It's a short collection of meanderings about who knows who. But somehow taking place on the ark from one of the games, but against the Halo 6 enemies. Maybe i am lacking the context from the very few remaining games i haven't finished. But considering that almost none of these shorts are properly connected to the games, and none of the games are connected to each other, i really doubt it.

It's a musical animated short film. All ComiColor cartoons are adaptations of fairy tales and this one is a version of Jack and the Beanstalk. I suspect i already saw it on TV thirty years ago, because i recognized some of the jokes. Or maybe they were used elsewhere too. The music flips between the tunes too fast turning into chaos. Despite the eight minute runtime the pacing still rushes, crumpling the storytelling. Some half as long films manage to tell longer stories more cohesively.