yelsraek
@yelsraek.bsky.social
He/Him | Twitch Partner | Retro Speedrunner | I’ve lost my marbles! | https://twitch.tv/yelsraek | @pixieyelsraek.bsky.social <3
"You miss Any% of the shots you don't take." - old speedrunning proverb
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"You miss Any% of the shots you don't take." - old speedrunning proverb
I thought this would be a good joke. Then as I was stitching it together I realized he says "as" not "and" during the home run call.
Joke ruined. I even left the part where I paused the video in disgust and start closing tabs in frustration.
I'm so mad. I'm going to bed.
@madmegax381.bsky.social
Joke ruined. I even left the part where I paused the video in disgust and start closing tabs in frustration.
I'm so mad. I'm going to bed.
@madmegax381.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I thought this would be a good joke. Then as I was stitching it together I realized he says "as" not "and" during the home run call.
Joke ruined. I even left the part where I paused the video in disgust and start closing tabs in frustration.
I'm so mad. I'm going to bed.
@madmegax381.bsky.social
Joke ruined. I even left the part where I paused the video in disgust and start closing tabs in frustration.
I'm so mad. I'm going to bed.
@madmegax381.bsky.social
The year is 2025 and I have received a VHS tape in the mail.
Thanks @summoningsalt.bsky.social this is super awesome!
Thanks @summoningsalt.bsky.social this is super awesome!
September 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The year is 2025 and I have received a VHS tape in the mail.
Thanks @summoningsalt.bsky.social this is super awesome!
Thanks @summoningsalt.bsky.social this is super awesome!
@pixieyelsraek.bsky.social and I got this guild achievement in our WoW guild today.
It’s just the two of us in the guild.
It’s just the two of us in the guild.
September 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
@pixieyelsraek.bsky.social and I got this guild achievement in our WoW guild today.
It’s just the two of us in the guild.
It’s just the two of us in the guild.
I am very proud of you, always. Also, what timing!
August 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I am very proud of you, always. Also, what timing!
5:15! 2nd Place! We frame counted it and such... running some ads now and we'll do another hour of attempts.
3rd person ever to get a 5:1X!
3rd person ever to get a 5:1X!
August 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
5:15! 2nd Place! We frame counted it and such... running some ads now and we'll do another hour of attempts.
3rd person ever to get a 5:1X!
3rd person ever to get a 5:1X!
Gone for a week. ALMOST 2500 unread emails at work. Granted most of these won’t require direct action and/or my team already handled them, but it’s gonna be a long day of sifting.
July 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Gone for a week. ALMOST 2500 unread emails at work. Granted most of these won’t require direct action and/or my team already handled them, but it’s gonna be a long day of sifting.
One of the simple pleasures of visiting my folks: the nightly 3-hour Rummikub sessions with LadyYels and my mom! 🙂❤️
July 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One of the simple pleasures of visiting my folks: the nightly 3-hour Rummikub sessions with LadyYels and my mom! 🙂❤️
Make a friend out back as I was getting ready to mow the grass!
Wandered out of our little garden onto the concrete slab, and I wanted to make sure I got them to safety before I proceeded!
Wandered out of our little garden onto the concrete slab, and I wanted to make sure I got them to safety before I proceeded!
July 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Make a friend out back as I was getting ready to mow the grass!
Wandered out of our little garden onto the concrete slab, and I wanted to make sure I got them to safety before I proceeded!
Wandered out of our little garden onto the concrete slab, and I wanted to make sure I got them to safety before I proceeded!
Super Dodge Ball PB
5:27 >>> 5:22 (late split)
Podium! This is 3rd place! 5:1X is the next goal.
It matters not that we lost 15 seconds on the penultimate split. I am ecstatic for the PB!
5:27 >>> 5:22 (late split)
Podium! This is 3rd place! 5:1X is the next goal.
It matters not that we lost 15 seconds on the penultimate split. I am ecstatic for the PB!
July 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Super Dodge Ball PB
5:27 >>> 5:22 (late split)
Podium! This is 3rd place! 5:1X is the next goal.
It matters not that we lost 15 seconds on the penultimate split. I am ecstatic for the PB!
5:27 >>> 5:22 (late split)
Podium! This is 3rd place! 5:1X is the next goal.
It matters not that we lost 15 seconds on the penultimate split. I am ecstatic for the PB!
Super Dodge Ball PB!
5:33 >>> 5:27
5th place! Four seconds from podium!
These splits are gonna be even weirder to run against than the previous ones. First try skip and I'm like -10, lmao. Super Dodge Ball is a funny speedrun...
Also, another gold in Shadow?!?
5:33 >>> 5:27
5th place! Four seconds from podium!
These splits are gonna be even weirder to run against than the previous ones. First try skip and I'm like -10, lmao. Super Dodge Ball is a funny speedrun...
Also, another gold in Shadow?!?
July 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Super Dodge Ball PB!
5:33 >>> 5:27
5th place! Four seconds from podium!
These splits are gonna be even weirder to run against than the previous ones. First try skip and I'm like -10, lmao. Super Dodge Ball is a funny speedrun...
Also, another gold in Shadow?!?
5:33 >>> 5:27
5th place! Four seconds from podium!
These splits are gonna be even weirder to run against than the previous ones. First try skip and I'm like -10, lmao. Super Dodge Ball is a funny speedrun...
Also, another gold in Shadow?!?
OMG WE STILL HAVE THIS! I swore we got rid of it, I am so happy!
June 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
OMG WE STILL HAVE THIS! I swore we got rid of it, I am so happy!
Where the heck did THAT come from?!
Super Dodge Ball PBs tonight:
6:03 >>> 5:55
5:55 >>> 5:54
5:54 >>> 5:33?!?!?!
Did NOT expect to crack the top 10 of this category in 5 streams, but I was well supported (between tutorials and advice from fellow runners), so I was able to pick up the tech quick.
Super Dodge Ball PBs tonight:
6:03 >>> 5:55
5:55 >>> 5:54
5:54 >>> 5:33?!?!?!
Did NOT expect to crack the top 10 of this category in 5 streams, but I was well supported (between tutorials and advice from fellow runners), so I was able to pick up the tech quick.
June 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Where the heck did THAT come from?!
Super Dodge Ball PBs tonight:
6:03 >>> 5:55
5:55 >>> 5:54
5:54 >>> 5:33?!?!?!
Did NOT expect to crack the top 10 of this category in 5 streams, but I was well supported (between tutorials and advice from fellow runners), so I was able to pick up the tech quick.
Super Dodge Ball PBs tonight:
6:03 >>> 5:55
5:55 >>> 5:54
5:54 >>> 5:33?!?!?!
Did NOT expect to crack the top 10 of this category in 5 streams, but I was well supported (between tutorials and advice from fellow runners), so I was able to pick up the tech quick.
Steve in Super Dodge Ball is pretty close to my avatar on here ngl
A bit more aware, though, as he's clearly looking right at us...
It's actually a bit overpowering the more you look.
A bit more aware, though, as he's clearly looking right at us...
It's actually a bit overpowering the more you look.
June 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Steve in Super Dodge Ball is pretty close to my avatar on here ngl
A bit more aware, though, as he's clearly looking right at us...
It's actually a bit overpowering the more you look.
A bit more aware, though, as he's clearly looking right at us...
It's actually a bit overpowering the more you look.
The final level of Super Dodge Ball has you playing against shadowy versions of yourselves and is a big lightning-filled photosensitivity nightmare.
It's a shame, really, because the color palette that appears briefly BEFORE the lightning sends a clear message, and that message is TRANS RIGHTS!
It's a shame, really, because the color palette that appears briefly BEFORE the lightning sends a clear message, and that message is TRANS RIGHTS!
June 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The final level of Super Dodge Ball has you playing against shadowy versions of yourselves and is a big lightning-filled photosensitivity nightmare.
It's a shame, really, because the color palette that appears briefly BEFORE the lightning sends a clear message, and that message is TRANS RIGHTS!
It's a shame, really, because the color palette that appears briefly BEFORE the lightning sends a clear message, and that message is TRANS RIGHTS!
@speedruncom.bsky.social instructions unclear. Please assist. I can't make the "1" go away, and I don't like it. 😅
June 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
@speedruncom.bsky.social instructions unclear. Please assist. I can't make the "1" go away, and I don't like it. 😅
I'm a sucker for round numbers. Thanks to everyone who has ever followed, watched, anything at all!
4,000 followers on Twitch feels unfathomable to me! I remember when I hit 100! I was thrilled then! I'm thrilled now!
Here's to more speedruns!
4,000 followers on Twitch feels unfathomable to me! I remember when I hit 100! I was thrilled then! I'm thrilled now!
Here's to more speedruns!
June 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'm a sucker for round numbers. Thanks to everyone who has ever followed, watched, anything at all!
4,000 followers on Twitch feels unfathomable to me! I remember when I hit 100! I was thrilled then! I'm thrilled now!
Here's to more speedruns!
4,000 followers on Twitch feels unfathomable to me! I remember when I hit 100! I was thrilled then! I'm thrilled now!
Here's to more speedruns!
I’ve got my badges on the shelves below (out of the shot)
Weirdly, the badge I’m missing is Attendee! 😅
Weirdly, the badge I’m missing is Attendee! 😅
June 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’ve got my badges on the shelves below (out of the shot)
Weirdly, the badge I’m missing is Attendee! 😅
Weirdly, the badge I’m missing is Attendee! 😅
Every time I’m lucky enough to do a run for @gamesdonequick.com I buy the pin for the event as a memento!
I finally got around to putting them all on a lanyard (in chronological order, of course) and hanging it up!
Also, why the heck is the SGDQ 2023 pin so much bigger than the rest?!?! 😅
I finally got around to putting them all on a lanyard (in chronological order, of course) and hanging it up!
Also, why the heck is the SGDQ 2023 pin so much bigger than the rest?!?! 😅
June 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Every time I’m lucky enough to do a run for @gamesdonequick.com I buy the pin for the event as a memento!
I finally got around to putting them all on a lanyard (in chronological order, of course) and hanging it up!
Also, why the heck is the SGDQ 2023 pin so much bigger than the rest?!?! 😅
I finally got around to putting them all on a lanyard (in chronological order, of course) and hanging it up!
Also, why the heck is the SGDQ 2023 pin so much bigger than the rest?!?! 😅
the names have been removed to protect the innocent.
June 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
the names have been removed to protect the innocent.
I get a badge for participating in a stream "before or after Nightreign dropped"
Before or after a finite point in time?
So, like... ever?
Before or after a finite point in time?
So, like... ever?
June 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I get a badge for participating in a stream "before or after Nightreign dropped"
Before or after a finite point in time?
So, like... ever?
Before or after a finite point in time?
So, like... ever?
Yo same day! we did it!
June 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Yo same day! we did it!
My daughter made me this amazing birthday card.
It says “Hope you have a GOOSE day!” inside as well.
She credits @risuruuu.bsky.social as the inspiration for the silly jokes from her Frost Fatales run of Untitled Goose Game, which is one of her favorites to watch.
It says “Hope you have a GOOSE day!” inside as well.
She credits @risuruuu.bsky.social as the inspiration for the silly jokes from her Frost Fatales run of Untitled Goose Game, which is one of her favorites to watch.
May 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My daughter made me this amazing birthday card.
It says “Hope you have a GOOSE day!” inside as well.
She credits @risuruuu.bsky.social as the inspiration for the silly jokes from her Frost Fatales run of Untitled Goose Game, which is one of her favorites to watch.
It says “Hope you have a GOOSE day!” inside as well.
She credits @risuruuu.bsky.social as the inspiration for the silly jokes from her Frost Fatales run of Untitled Goose Game, which is one of her favorites to watch.