Zerrin Xendrake
@yellowmage.bsky.social
"Blue skies, clear seas, and boundless possibilities!"
36, he/him. Galka. Gamer. Techie. Coffeehouse culture fiend.
Rule 35 Enforcer.
Wreck-It Ralph is my everything.
Occasionally NSFW; 18+ followers only, please!
36, he/him. Galka. Gamer. Techie. Coffeehouse culture fiend.
Rule 35 Enforcer.
Wreck-It Ralph is my everything.
Occasionally NSFW; 18+ followers only, please!
Glenn Crystal of Atlan, please raw me so hard I'll end up needing a new arse that matches your left arm.
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Glenn Crystal of Atlan, please raw me so hard I'll end up needing a new arse that matches your left arm.
Certainly not the name I expected!
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Certainly not the name I expected!
Yes, they "Peterized" Cleveland slightly, but they had to; his FG self was a total doormat, existing only for "colour balance" and to be the straight man to Peter's shenanigans.
Here he's basically Peter when he was still likeable, before they let him tip the scale into full-speed-ahead sociopath.
Here he's basically Peter when he was still likeable, before they let him tip the scale into full-speed-ahead sociopath.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yes, they "Peterized" Cleveland slightly, but they had to; his FG self was a total doormat, existing only for "colour balance" and to be the straight man to Peter's shenanigans.
Here he's basically Peter when he was still likeable, before they let him tip the scale into full-speed-ahead sociopath.
Here he's basically Peter when he was still likeable, before they let him tip the scale into full-speed-ahead sociopath.
To whom it may concern,
I unapologetically love this show.
I unapologetically love this show.
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
To whom it may concern,
I unapologetically love this show.
I unapologetically love this show.
Hottest man in all of Pokémon, don't @ me.
(And yes, that includes Philippe!)
(And yes, that includes Philippe!)
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Hottest man in all of Pokémon, don't @ me.
(And yes, that includes Philippe!)
(And yes, that includes Philippe!)
Yeah bro,
When it comes to the males
GQ ain't got nothin' to do with my selection!
36-24-36?
Only if he's 5'3" (rounded down)!
When it comes to the males
GQ ain't got nothin' to do with my selection!
36-24-36?
Only if he's 5'3" (rounded down)!
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Yeah bro,
When it comes to the males
GQ ain't got nothin' to do with my selection!
36-24-36?
Only if he's 5'3" (rounded down)!
When it comes to the males
GQ ain't got nothin' to do with my selection!
36-24-36?
Only if he's 5'3" (rounded down)!
All the more reason to make your teeth into indestructible instruments of incomprehensibility!
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
All the more reason to make your teeth into indestructible instruments of incomprehensibility!
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
My Expedition™ for the Pocahontas cocktail begins! And for just short of £9, it'd better make me taste all the colours of the wind!
October 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My Expedition™ for the Pocahontas cocktail begins! And for just short of £9, it'd better make me taste all the colours of the wind!
You vs. the guy he tells you not to worry about
October 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You vs. the guy he tells you not to worry about
[gasp] It's Bikke's dad!
October 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
[gasp] It's Bikke's dad!
The only time I've ever been jealous of Lester.
October 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The only time I've ever been jealous of Lester.
Hey, it's Guy Fibeari!
October 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Hey, it's Guy Fibeari!
Aw, dang. But hey, at least it gives me carte blanche to be as obnoxiously attention-whorish as possible beforehand!
October 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Aw, dang. But hey, at least it gives me carte blanche to be as obnoxiously attention-whorish as possible beforehand!
Four RPGs to get to know me!
October 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Four RPGs to get to know me!
They really got Matt looking like Aiden Pearce if he cameoed in Mad Max.
October 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
They really got Matt looking like Aiden Pearce if he cameoed in Mad Max.
The Beano, for example! There's never too much of that!
October 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The Beano, for example! There's never too much of that!
The main villain of Assassin's Creed Shadows: Claws of Awaji.
October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The main villain of Assassin's Creed Shadows: Claws of Awaji.