Michael Alan Fox
@yellowdogfox.bsky.social
Progressive organist-bookseller-audiophile-Francophile-veteran
AKA "I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex."
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
AKA "I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex."
God! Stop the presses! How did I forget that (and its occasional variant "Very strongly"?)
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
God! Stop the presses! How did I forget that (and its occasional variant "Very strongly"?)
Poor widdle guy needs a nap, or another gold trophy.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Poor widdle guy needs a nap, or another gold trophy.
I look forward to the day when every reporter walks out of one of these farcical sessions. Preferably with middle fingers raised.
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I look forward to the day when every reporter walks out of one of these farcical sessions. Preferably with middle fingers raised.
I dislike name-calling, but Fatty McFatface rates an exception.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I dislike name-calling, but Fatty McFatface rates an exception.
How about whining?
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
How about whining?
How many generations back did a giraffe mate with the Cotton family?
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
How many generations back did a giraffe mate with the Cotton family?
I see Sean Duffy and Ted Cruz, but I don't know who the other Very Self-important People are. (Particularly the guy with the stars-and-stripes tie.)
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I see Sean Duffy and Ted Cruz, but I don't know who the other Very Self-important People are. (Particularly the guy with the stars-and-stripes tie.)
I look forward to his testimony before Congress. (If he is allowed to appear in open session.)
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I look forward to his testimony before Congress. (If he is allowed to appear in open session.)
I hear Tuberware saying "Hold my beer."
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I hear Tuberware saying "Hold my beer."
The lies are as constant as the shit-eating grin.
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The lies are as constant as the shit-eating grin.
Paraphrase: Please invoke the 25th Amendment.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Paraphrase: Please invoke the 25th Amendment.
Whether he knows it or not, Trump is out of his league on this one.
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Whether he knows it or not, Trump is out of his league on this one.
Just a terminal asshole.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Just a terminal asshole.
I keep waiting for a reporter to comment on the quality of Trump's presidency after one of his gratuitous insults.
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I keep waiting for a reporter to comment on the quality of Trump's presidency after one of his gratuitous insults.
How about "Fuck you"s? You need plenty of those.
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How about "Fuck you"s? You need plenty of those.
As big a waste of a good education as has ever been made public.
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
As big a waste of a good education as has ever been made public.
Trump's autopen must be much more powerful than Biden's.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Trump's autopen must be much more powerful than Biden's.
The Jesus I've read about would have hauled out his whip.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Jesus I've read about would have hauled out his whip.
Not to mention the fact that he is the cause of those grave challenges.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Not to mention the fact that he is the cause of those grave challenges.
I'm waiting for Karaoke Night with Sauer and RFK Jr.
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm waiting for Karaoke Night with Sauer and RFK Jr.
So she's added a patch-perfect imitation of Howard Nutlick to her repertoire.
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So she's added a patch-perfect imitation of Howard Nutlick to her repertoire.
Farther and farther around the bend.
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Farther and farther around the bend.