Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social
🔞Rated R🔞 29yo Nuclear Jackal/Protogen | He/Him | suitmaker/armorer/mechanic/Engineer | Akron Ohio
The Bambussy do indeed be squirtin'.
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The Bambussy do indeed be squirtin'.
If there is ever a Portal film we should get Bob Odenkirk to play Cave Johnson. Get him in some sideburns and a turtle neck, dub JK simmons over his lines... boom! Perfect Cave Johnson.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
If there is ever a Portal film we should get Bob Odenkirk to play Cave Johnson. Get him in some sideburns and a turtle neck, dub JK simmons over his lines... boom! Perfect Cave Johnson.
Tik tok is being advertised to me with clips of male chickens being stroked on my AD twitter... and I am pretty sure that the algorithm can get ZERO fix on what I like beyond a hilarious misinterpretation...
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Tik tok is being advertised to me with clips of male chickens being stroked on my AD twitter... and I am pretty sure that the algorithm can get ZERO fix on what I like beyond a hilarious misinterpretation...
1000 likes and i'll attempt a "dude stuck in a giant water balloon coming out of an anthro pot wearing birds ass" cosplay
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
1000 likes and i'll attempt a "dude stuck in a giant water balloon coming out of an anthro pot wearing birds ass" cosplay
I made a big hat, a la Big Hat Logan
October 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I made a big hat, a la Big Hat Logan
A solid month of nonstop work to make a #protogen army. I definitely have arthritis from 50 hours of angle grinding, and a nice blister from emptying like 30 cans of spray paint. 🤡
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A solid month of nonstop work to make a #protogen army. I definitely have arthritis from 50 hours of angle grinding, and a nice blister from emptying like 30 cans of spray paint. 🤡
How in the absolute **fuck**, were the Katamari devs able to get the original game to run on a PS2??? Actual wizardry.
October 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
How in the absolute **fuck**, were the Katamari devs able to get the original game to run on a PS2??? Actual wizardry.
Omw to start diggin in yo butt
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Omw to start diggin in yo butt
You'll never look at Bruce Willis the same way again eitherXD
October 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You'll never look at Bruce Willis the same way again eitherXD
The Robocop action figure comes with an alien butt-plug >>
October 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The Robocop action figure comes with an alien butt-plug >>
DJ Patches in the hous>>
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
DJ Patches in the hous>>
Zumba is actually a veiled cautionary tale about the dangers overzealous anal insertion>>
September 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Zumba is actually a veiled cautionary tale about the dangers overzealous anal insertion>>
Finally finished my tensegrity tables and a big long ladder. Wood is cheap and mistint olive drab paint is even cheaper.
September 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Finally finished my tensegrity tables and a big long ladder. Wood is cheap and mistint olive drab paint is even cheaper.
The secret third option:
August 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The secret third option:
It has been a very long time coming, but the #Artorias #cosplay from #DarkSouls is finally complete for my client Tiberius. There's probably 300-400 hours of work into it at this point. i've spent the last 40 hours alone on the hand painting.
August 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It has been a very long time coming, but the #Artorias #cosplay from #DarkSouls is finally complete for my client Tiberius. There's probably 300-400 hours of work into it at this point. i've spent the last 40 hours alone on the hand painting.
**heavy breathing** I am so so so close to having Artorias finished. I want him out of here and I want to move on... but even in the last 2% of work I cannot rush. One day left. Only the final detail painting and clearcoat is needed. I am very tired. #darksouls #cosplay
August 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
**heavy breathing** I am so so so close to having Artorias finished. I want him out of here and I want to move on... but even in the last 2% of work I cannot rush. One day left. Only the final detail painting and clearcoat is needed. I am very tired. #darksouls #cosplay
BEHOLD. The new future of audio visual EXPERIENCE. The [MOBILE DJ RAVE-INATOR MK.2]. All the nuclear powered boom you need in one convenient package. Every square inch glows as god intended. Assembly time is less than 20 minutes. Time to break this slut in with some bangin' house parties lets goooo
August 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
BEHOLD. The new future of audio visual EXPERIENCE. The [MOBILE DJ RAVE-INATOR MK.2]. All the nuclear powered boom you need in one convenient package. Every square inch glows as god intended. Assembly time is less than 20 minutes. Time to break this slut in with some bangin' house parties lets goooo
Hey google search, never stop being yourself queen.
July 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Hey google search, never stop being yourself queen.
Throwback to when the shitty sharkbite terminals on my shitty hot tub dead shorted 240V, resulting in a hand-grenade-esque explosion, and the main 100 amp exterior service breaker tripping so hard that it ripped its own wires out from the sudden intense magnetic flux... teehee oops
July 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Throwback to when the shitty sharkbite terminals on my shitty hot tub dead shorted 240V, resulting in a hand-grenade-esque explosion, and the main 100 amp exterior service breaker tripping so hard that it ripped its own wires out from the sudden intense magnetic flux... teehee oops
Friday night at the party barn. Just me, my nailgun, dj Fixx, and a whole lotta wood.
July 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Friday night at the party barn. Just me, my nailgun, dj Fixx, and a whole lotta wood.
How I look the day before Anthrocon after working on commissions 12 hours a day 7 days a week for all of pride month:
Anyway Here's a taste of what was finished:
Anyway Here's a taste of what was finished:
July 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
How I look the day before Anthrocon after working on commissions 12 hours a day 7 days a week for all of pride month:
Anyway Here's a taste of what was finished:
Anyway Here's a taste of what was finished: