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me and my chemies
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Uncle, old man
January 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
sits at desk. opens a new word document. sets font size to 46. types "elon’s the best".

"wow i can’t believe what the computer is saying about me"
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
going on a life changing, purpose defining quest and coming back home with a 400 years old lava forged katana to wipe my butt with
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dash of peanut butter
October 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
grimace
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Monkeys on typewriters but the monkeys are using predictive text
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM