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✨ Cosmic Raccoon ✨
@yeeyeeastronaut.bsky.social
I am secretly three raccoons in a spacesuit that's obsessed with basketball, WWE, NASCAR, and space!
December 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Mama Raccoon is having a heart procedure on December 23 🙏
December 6, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Franz Wagner vs DET:
30 points
9 rebounds
8 assists
11/22 FG
4/9 3P

#MakeItMagic
November 24, 2024 at 2:28 AM
A good thing about BlueSky is that it doesn't freeze and fail to load whenever I plug my phone in like Twitter does
November 21, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Burrow has ZERO time to throw even with a standard four man rush. He'll take the Andrew Luck career path if the Bengals aren't careful. #NFL
November 18, 2024 at 4:58 AM
We're one step closer to a new Disney princess: Charles Barkley!
November 17, 2024 at 4:14 AM
We all think we are unique and unpredictable until we meet someone autistic enough to crack the Earth beneath our feet.

I am the Earth cracker!
November 17, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Feeling feelings isn't enough. I need to go somewhere quiet to scream.
November 17, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Me: I'm prone to making mistakes, so I should probably double check my work.

Also me: but that's BORING!!!
November 17, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Hello, ladies 😉
November 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Enjoying our bye week! #CFBsky #UCF #GoKnights
November 17, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I'm 5'10" and about 150lbs. I think it's a perfectly healthy weight, and my doctor agrees.

My mother likes to remind me that Dad was 6'1" and 120lbs at my age.

My mother is surprised when I talk negatively about my body 🤦🏼‍♂️
November 17, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I have to do adult stuff today 😭 All I wanna do is sleep in!
November 14, 2024 at 1:13 PM
I'm so excited to see Sol Ruca compete in the Iron Survivor Challenge! It's time to put gold around her waist! #LetSolShine #WrestleSky #WWEsky
November 14, 2024 at 12:51 AM
The star of my tiny raccoon heart ❤️ #wwenxt #WWEsky
November 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
LET'S GOOOO!!! #WWENXT
November 13, 2024 at 2:00 AM
*faints* 😍
#WWEsky #WWENXT
November 12, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Terrible day at work. My co-worker got canned and a three person job is now supported solely by me (a single part-timer).
November 12, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Your job may be cool. But do camels randomly visit your job site???
November 11, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I wouldn't blame Germany if they declared WWIII after this game. What am I watching??? #NYGvsCAR #nflsky
November 10, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Mood
A raccoon just straight up lounging in a tree 🦝 #mammals
November 10, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I'll miss you, Randy 🥲
November 10, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Can you send pictures in chats on this app? #BlueSky
November 10, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I thought we'd be better without Paolo. I'm pretty disappointed, but there's a lot of fight left in us!
How are you feeling about your team’s performance so far?

I like what I’m seeing from the Pistons! #NBAThreads
November 9, 2024 at 11:19 PM
The more I've thought about it, the more I think I disagree with Sami going to the OG Bloodline at this moment.

Here's how I think the build up to WarGames should've been 🧵 #wwe #TheBloodline #SmackDown
November 9, 2024 at 3:39 PM