a pretentious cinephile call that a wank kar-wai
July 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
a pretentious cinephile call that a wank kar-wai
the problem with saying “don’t put all your eggs in one basket “ is that implies that people have more than one basket
April 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
the problem with saying “don’t put all your eggs in one basket “ is that implies that people have more than one basket
all locked in with nowhere to go
April 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
all locked in with nowhere to go
so fucking bored does anyone want to fall in love
April 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
so fucking bored does anyone want to fall in love
a mind reader goes to buy a shirt and the salesperson goes, “are you a large?” and the mind reader says, “no, i’m a medium”
April 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
a mind reader goes to buy a shirt and the salesperson goes, “are you a large?” and the mind reader says, “no, i’m a medium”
i’m not a woo girl. i’m a woe girl. wahhhhhhhhhhh
March 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
i’m not a woo girl. i’m a woe girl. wahhhhhhhhhhh
trying to make a post about the smiths and the word "morrussy". like bussy. but i cant figure it out
March 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
trying to make a post about the smiths and the word "morrussy". like bussy. but i cant figure it out
there was no greater feeling than being a kid and telling someone that ekans was ‘snake’ backwards. felt so powerful, so smart, never felt so good again
March 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
there was no greater feeling than being a kid and telling someone that ekans was ‘snake’ backwards. felt so powerful, so smart, never felt so good again
more jokes more jokes more jokes more jokes more jokes
February 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
more jokes more jokes more jokes more jokes more jokes
just went and checked on the lake outside. confirming that it’s still water
February 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
just went and checked on the lake outside. confirming that it’s still water
one of my favourite bits is when i’m watching a movie with a friend and the guy that’s clearly the villain is introduced i say “i don’t like the vibes of that guy” and when he inevitably does something evil i say “called it”
February 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
one of my favourite bits is when i’m watching a movie with a friend and the guy that’s clearly the villain is introduced i say “i don’t like the vibes of that guy” and when he inevitably does something evil i say “called it”
*laughing to the audience* everyone should die but me *suddenly sincere* except for everyone i have ever met and loved
February 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
*laughing to the audience* everyone should die but me *suddenly sincere* except for everyone i have ever met and loved
paul thomas anderson: i’ve got this new movie idea
executive: ok is it set in-
paul thomas anderson: it’s set in the san fernando valley
executive: ok. ok. ok man. ok
executive: ok is it set in-
paul thomas anderson: it’s set in the san fernando valley
executive: ok. ok. ok man. ok
January 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
paul thomas anderson: i’ve got this new movie idea
executive: ok is it set in-
paul thomas anderson: it’s set in the san fernando valley
executive: ok. ok. ok man. ok
executive: ok is it set in-
paul thomas anderson: it’s set in the san fernando valley
executive: ok. ok. ok man. ok
what kind of music does a surgeon listen to??
ska!!!!!!!
ska!!!!!!!
December 28, 2024 at 10:52 PM
what kind of music does a surgeon listen to??
ska!!!!!!!
ska!!!!!!!
what kind of music does a kangaroo listen to?
skip hop!!!!!!!
skip hop!!!!!!!
December 28, 2024 at 10:52 PM
what kind of music does a kangaroo listen to?
skip hop!!!!!!!
skip hop!!!!!!!
been trying to come up with better jokes for christmas crackers. dont mind me
December 28, 2024 at 10:52 PM
been trying to come up with better jokes for christmas crackers. dont mind me
they need to make cigarettes for dogs
December 21, 2024 at 6:49 AM
they need to make cigarettes for dogs
god i would be so bad at being a hired goon. i’d fuck everything up. like i always do
December 18, 2024 at 12:32 AM
god i would be so bad at being a hired goon. i’d fuck everything up. like i always do
cockroach is a fucking craaazy name to give a bug
December 17, 2024 at 10:43 AM
cockroach is a fucking craaazy name to give a bug
it’s so cool that we have a moon
December 14, 2024 at 9:53 AM
it’s so cool that we have a moon
they say the rizzler was a wanted man / he makes his way all across the land
December 13, 2024 at 8:38 AM
they say the rizzler was a wanted man / he makes his way all across the land
did anyone ever figure out what reindeer games are
December 10, 2024 at 9:56 PM
did anyone ever figure out what reindeer games are
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Days like this on social media feel like when a bird got into the classroom
December 9, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Days like this on social media feel like when a bird got into the classroom
why does crying on the bus feel so good. ethereal. poetic. out of body emotional experience. touched by a god i don’t believe in
December 3, 2024 at 12:24 AM
why does crying on the bus feel so good. ethereal. poetic. out of body emotional experience. touched by a god i don’t believe in