Todays Sharks update: they would like some kisses. anyone. please. Some game winning smooches

todays pittsburgh penguins update:

todays boston bruins update: apparently, they suck. thank you for tuning in

I've decided to also be a hockey account to temporarily fill the void until someone more qualified comes along 🫡

I have no idea what this app is like but I'm a twitter refugee 😭

wow that double header was crazy! I'm so glad there wasn't like, a third race. somewhere in brazil maybe. really could've been terrible.