“somewhere to be?” more like “yippee!!!!!!!”
February 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“somewhere to be?” more like “yippee!!!!!!!”
if hitachi wands ever has a class action lawsuit I’ll be richer than Elon musk
January 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
if hitachi wands ever has a class action lawsuit I’ll be richer than Elon musk
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I’ve never seen John Steinbeck and Jax Taylor in the same room🤔
January 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’ve never seen John Steinbeck and Jax Taylor in the same room🤔
cows when they see an open gate: fuck it we ball
January 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
cows when they see an open gate: fuck it we ball
watching a show where the leads skirt around saying how they feel about each other for five seasons
January 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
watching a show where the leads skirt around saying how they feel about each other for five seasons
if his heart grew three sizes that day imagine what his dick does
December 24, 2024 at 1:37 AM
if his heart grew three sizes that day imagine what his dick does
my five year plan is to be five years older
December 22, 2024 at 12:23 AM
my five year plan is to be five years older
if you’re a friend who’s in line to hook up with me STAY IN LINE!!!
December 19, 2024 at 9:21 PM
if you’re a friend who’s in line to hook up with me STAY IN LINE!!!
location stays on during sex
December 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
location stays on during sex
damn are u a hotel CEO? cuz im trying to give you back shots in the hotel lot
December 11, 2024 at 4:58 PM
damn are u a hotel CEO? cuz im trying to give you back shots in the hotel lot
there’s something so ominous and unique to the men lining the Dave and busters bar watching UFC fighting alone
December 8, 2024 at 5:11 AM
there’s something so ominous and unique to the men lining the Dave and busters bar watching UFC fighting alone
drinking Red Bull vodka is akin to being God for a night
December 4, 2024 at 4:15 PM
drinking Red Bull vodka is akin to being God for a night
twirling my public hair like a Chinese philosopher
December 4, 2024 at 1:04 AM
twirling my public hair like a Chinese philosopher
nightmare blunt rotation
December 3, 2024 at 2:27 AM
nightmare blunt rotation
there’s something so tenuous but so lasting to the relationships you build in the TSA line
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 PM
there’s something so tenuous but so lasting to the relationships you build in the TSA line
thoughts are a gateway drug to feelings :|
December 1, 2024 at 3:39 AM
thoughts are a gateway drug to feelings :|
the grussy who stole christmussy
November 25, 2024 at 4:13 PM
the grussy who stole christmussy
this app shows me a photo of a moon everyday and the second it shows up no matter where I’m at I go “MOON!!! there she IS!!!!”
November 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
this app shows me a photo of a moon everyday and the second it shows up no matter where I’m at I go “MOON!!! there she IS!!!!”
gonna lezz it out on the remix
November 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
gonna lezz it out on the remix
me and my girls are lezzing out
November 21, 2024 at 6:33 PM
me and my girls are lezzing out
*after five glasses of wine* uh oh guess who just clocked into the cuckoo bananas shift???
November 20, 2024 at 11:28 PM
*after five glasses of wine* uh oh guess who just clocked into the cuckoo bananas shift???
hornitis szn in full swing doctor prescribed me the Cassie s1e4 treatment
November 20, 2024 at 4:08 AM
hornitis szn in full swing doctor prescribed me the Cassie s1e4 treatment