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foolish al 🎀
@yeehawdemifemme.bsky.social
intersectional queer theory / friend of dorothea / new romantic / performanceartlor / 18+ only, no terfs 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
INNNNTERESTING
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
while i rarely gaf about official taylor swift merch (all i own are 2 vinyls), i’m so happy to see all my bloomfies excited about y’all’s snow globes
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
it’s giving
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
this screenshot from an august 26th google search of “taylor swift”

the absolute pinnacle of celebrity PR-relationship performance art
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
they sold her masters to thwart her coming out, so she became a billionaire, bought her work back, and is using the rest of her resources to uplift and mentor queer artists 🌈
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
this made me laugh bc what tf are you thinking posting THIS picture of her and making this claim at the same time?!
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i love how taylor always ends her albums being like:

“you don’t know me! this was all a dazzling show performed by taylor swift™️! my personal life is a secret you’re never going to actually know about (nor would you even want to)! enjoy the story i made for you BYE!”
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
midnights came out at a time when i really, really needed it. happy 3 years to an album that was perfect upon release and is aging like fine wine
October 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
manifesting that sabrina brings out taylor and they perform life of a showgirl in these exact fits
October 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
thank you @polytaylorswift.bsky.social for pointing out that this is in fact a QUADRUPLE ENTENDRE bc

4) vinyl sleeve
October 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
if this is true, which many of us have theorized about already, then it adds a whole new layer to taycapitalist. instead of accumulating power & wealth bc she’s a greedy billionaire, perhaps she is motivated bc it allows her to influence change in the industry… even if that’s from the closet.
October 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
thinking about the triple entendre here of “dry your tears with my sleeve”… sleeve could mean:

1) a shirt sleeve
2) a plastic sleeve to hold physical money
3) a single banking account that divides into sub-accounts to enhance strategy
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
rereading my essay and need to do an updated version with TLOAS lyrics bc ~wow~ they really align with my analysis. example
October 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
oh!
October 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
remember when the engagement happened and everyone was like “gaylors are CANCELLED!”? anywayyyyy
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
overtly heterosexual lyrics are the drugs that make her commercially marketable. in this essay, i will—
October 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
don’t think these are about the same situation, but a devastating parallel nonetheless
October 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
my international work flight had the hbo elizabeth taylor doc…
October 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
okay but did she end with clara bow or the manuscript?
October 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
obsessed w a theory i saw on tiktok (@theastrologydiva) that “wood” is taylor’s latest love letter to tree paine and her ability to help taylor navigate fame and closeting 🥲
October 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
no bc i’m actually so scared of her ha ha
October 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
it’s giving… what type of showgirl do you want me to be?

the one where i center myself in the narrative and get to be surrounded by women? (aka happy bc i’m making art and being gay!)

or one where i’m your heterosexual WAGlor fantasy? (but depressed af!)
October 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i think taylor very intentionally shared 2 tiktoks w 2 different stanzas / choreography from the mv. i hypothesize it’s an experiment to see which one goes more viral…

one is all about loyalty to HERSELF / her role as director

one is all about loyalty to TRAVIS / includes a football emoji
October 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
director taylor breaks the fourth wall in ‘but daddy i love him’ (you should see your faces!), and then gives a clear direction to her actor: floor it to the FENCES (this love is for profit after all!)

examples of her “flooring it to the fences” on TLOAS…
October 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
this is what i’m trying to explain to a friend who sees the vision but doesn’t think taylor is “smart enough” to pull it off…
October 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM