Kat
@yeaitsjustkat.bsky.social
I stream on Twitch sometimes (kinda) https://linktr.ee/katisedgy
Another day closer to surgery, another day where I spend the entire evening freaking out about even potentially having a catheter because I will absolutely freak the fuck out if I knowingly have one
December 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Another day closer to surgery, another day where I spend the entire evening freaking out about even potentially having a catheter because I will absolutely freak the fuck out if I knowingly have one
Use the correct terminology at work challenge: level impossible
My coworker just asked me if I had any more invoices to file as I was actively filing them, I say "I'm filing mine rn?" She replies "no like ones that still need to be signed, like *specific vendor*" "Oh you mean the checks?"
My coworker just asked me if I had any more invoices to file as I was actively filing them, I say "I'm filing mine rn?" She replies "no like ones that still need to be signed, like *specific vendor*" "Oh you mean the checks?"
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Use the correct terminology at work challenge: level impossible
My coworker just asked me if I had any more invoices to file as I was actively filing them, I say "I'm filing mine rn?" She replies "no like ones that still need to be signed, like *specific vendor*" "Oh you mean the checks?"
My coworker just asked me if I had any more invoices to file as I was actively filing them, I say "I'm filing mine rn?" She replies "no like ones that still need to be signed, like *specific vendor*" "Oh you mean the checks?"
I was telling my stepmom about how nervous getting an IV makes me, she says "oh they'll give you something to help you relax - through the IV" oh goodie! Do they let me use the bathroom after I've pissed my pants too?
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I was telling my stepmom about how nervous getting an IV makes me, she says "oh they'll give you something to help you relax - through the IV" oh goodie! Do they let me use the bathroom after I've pissed my pants too?
Sometimes we get really really good spam emails and they use my name which is how I usually clock them as spam bc no one at work knows who I am unless I've emailed them directly and even then I've had multiple coworkers call my boss to ask if my email is legit 😭 I'm on the internal directory btw
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes we get really really good spam emails and they use my name which is how I usually clock them as spam bc no one at work knows who I am unless I've emailed them directly and even then I've had multiple coworkers call my boss to ask if my email is legit 😭 I'm on the internal directory btw
So my friend matches with this chick on an app and she stalks his instagram crazy style, sends him a profile of an account he follows (Bro follows 1000 people btw) It's my account. She goes "who's this you gooner?" And he replied "...my friend and roommate." He's literally tagged in my posts 💀
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
So my friend matches with this chick on an app and she stalks his instagram crazy style, sends him a profile of an account he follows (Bro follows 1000 people btw) It's my account. She goes "who's this you gooner?" And he replied "...my friend and roommate." He's literally tagged in my posts 💀
In case anyone was wondering how stressed I get thinking about seeing my veins here's a visual. Yep that spike from 75 to 125 is when I was tweaking at the thought.
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In case anyone was wondering how stressed I get thinking about seeing my veins here's a visual. Yep that spike from 75 to 125 is when I was tweaking at the thought.
I bought a gingerbread cookie from a craft fair the other day and it is the least gingerbread cookie I've ever had. No ginger flavor, a texture more similar to a cake, and not even enough sugar to make it taste okay, it's like eating a stale Ritz cracker without salt 🥀
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I bought a gingerbread cookie from a craft fair the other day and it is the least gingerbread cookie I've ever had. No ginger flavor, a texture more similar to a cake, and not even enough sugar to make it taste okay, it's like eating a stale Ritz cracker without salt 🥀
New flex I almost spelled egregious correctly without autocorrect 💪 (I spelled it agreigous but my autocorrect is now based off AI, not by choice, and therefore couldn't figure out what I meant)
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
New flex I almost spelled egregious correctly without autocorrect 💪 (I spelled it agreigous but my autocorrect is now based off AI, not by choice, and therefore couldn't figure out what I meant)
Four years of (American) French classes are the only reason why I know most of what they say in Maria the Virgin Witch when they randomly throw in French (it takes place in France and I'm not using subtitles with the dub bc they were trash)
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Four years of (American) French classes are the only reason why I know most of what they say in Maria the Virgin Witch when they randomly throw in French (it takes place in France and I'm not using subtitles with the dub bc they were trash)
Here's what annoys me about the people saying "get off Spotify you're evil for still using it." 1. People with premium don't get ads and therefore would not know about the ICE ads 2. They never offer alternative services in their posts 3. Most artists cannot or do not sell their music anywhere.
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Here's what annoys me about the people saying "get off Spotify you're evil for still using it." 1. People with premium don't get ads and therefore would not know about the ICE ads 2. They never offer alternative services in their posts 3. Most artists cannot or do not sell their music anywhere.
Just got a YouTube wrapped (?) the world's tiniest disclaimer said "AI can make mistakes" and call it confirmation bias but it did. IMMEDIATELY. I've never watched a Fallout Lore video that's longer than 150 hours of reddit videos that I've watched in a year and that's for 1 channel.
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Just got a YouTube wrapped (?) the world's tiniest disclaimer said "AI can make mistakes" and call it confirmation bias but it did. IMMEDIATELY. I've never watched a Fallout Lore video that's longer than 150 hours of reddit videos that I've watched in a year and that's for 1 channel.
Best part about my RingConn is that I can see that my heart rate goes up by 40 just from being at the doctor's 😭
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Best part about my RingConn is that I can see that my heart rate goes up by 40 just from being at the doctor's 😭
Guys I stg it's just the same guy constantly
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Guys I stg it's just the same guy constantly
Me looking at my Instagram follower metrics: "oh damn I lost a lot of followers in the last 90 days"
*Notices drop of 8* "damn what did I post on 9/1-... OH CHARLIE KIRK DIED"
Idk why right wingers follow me tbh
*Notices drop of 8* "damn what did I post on 9/1-... OH CHARLIE KIRK DIED"
Idk why right wingers follow me tbh
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Me looking at my Instagram follower metrics: "oh damn I lost a lot of followers in the last 90 days"
*Notices drop of 8* "damn what did I post on 9/1-... OH CHARLIE KIRK DIED"
Idk why right wingers follow me tbh
*Notices drop of 8* "damn what did I post on 9/1-... OH CHARLIE KIRK DIED"
Idk why right wingers follow me tbh
Hey actually why THE FUCK does my phone have an "advertising ID" that I had to delete so it stopped giving my data to apps for personalized ads?
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hey actually why THE FUCK does my phone have an "advertising ID" that I had to delete so it stopped giving my data to apps for personalized ads?
NewPipe can't be allowed to display over other apps without two additional steps to manually override it bc it "might put my personal and financial info at risk" but Google Assistant by default has access to everything single one of my apps and I have to manually disable it for each one? Yea sure 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
NewPipe can't be allowed to display over other apps without two additional steps to manually override it bc it "might put my personal and financial info at risk" but Google Assistant by default has access to everything single one of my apps and I have to manually disable it for each one? Yea sure 🙄
Best place I've ever hidden a key is inside a one piece figure so I can make "THE ONE PIECE THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLLLL" the reminder
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Best place I've ever hidden a key is inside a one piece figure so I can make "THE ONE PIECE THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLLLL" the reminder
Playing "how long can I sit perfectly still so my vertigo doesn't make me throw up bc my boss is training and I don't want to ask if I can leave in front of two other people" so far I'm at 10 minutes (Ive been fighting for my life since 8:10 it's currently 11:12)
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Playing "how long can I sit perfectly still so my vertigo doesn't make me throw up bc my boss is training and I don't want to ask if I can leave in front of two other people" so far I'm at 10 minutes (Ive been fighting for my life since 8:10 it's currently 11:12)
GUYS I DIDNT THINK BRO ACTUALLY DID IT BUT BALL WORSHIP GUY ACTUALLY SPENT THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS ON MY OF 💀💀💀
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
GUYS I DIDNT THINK BRO ACTUALLY DID IT BUT BALL WORSHIP GUY ACTUALLY SPENT THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS ON MY OF 💀💀💀
Ball worshipper can't use facts and logic as the "superior sex" so he waited until the end of the argument to copy and paste my OF bio and pull the "why would I argue with a whore" card like I didn't mention the OF 6 times prior in the convo 🙄 maybe I'll get lucky and he'll have bought something 😮💨
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ball worshipper can't use facts and logic as the "superior sex" so he waited until the end of the argument to copy and paste my OF bio and pull the "why would I argue with a whore" card like I didn't mention the OF 6 times prior in the convo 🙄 maybe I'll get lucky and he'll have bought something 😮💨
GUYS THEYRE BALL WORSHIPPERS at least that's what I'm calling them bc that's what they are
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
GUYS THEYRE BALL WORSHIPPERS at least that's what I'm calling them bc that's what they are
(context: one of those guys that has a fetish about how balls are superior to all women parts) "Oh yeah well your sexual organs have no protection against sexual assault" Is your asshole an impenetrable fortress 🤨 also high key denying male victims because boners are involuntary
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(context: one of those guys that has a fetish about how balls are superior to all women parts) "Oh yeah well your sexual organs have no protection against sexual assault" Is your asshole an impenetrable fortress 🤨 also high key denying male victims because boners are involuntary
"I guess I'll fuck myself, I'm so over today" bbg don't vague post on your main I want the tea
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"I guess I'll fuck myself, I'm so over today" bbg don't vague post on your main I want the tea
Biggest compliment is having my friends say I should be an event planner because I'm so good at hosting
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Biggest compliment is having my friends say I should be an event planner because I'm so good at hosting
I'm always so concerned with the audacity of people on the Internet
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm always so concerned with the audacity of people on the Internet