This mf told me I got a bad deal, went to McDonald’s, and got a SAD MEAL, you’re just a somber and bitter soul

giraaffe*

I’m stealing the phrase “I cuss like it’s punctuation” that’s awesome simile

I cant make normal women squirt but maybe all it takes is her unlimited power of creation and reality-bending to make some pee come out

Jak n Daxter fishing got me fucked up

You mean I can get hit with unholy dark matter nuclear blob bombs in the final boss fight and live but if I catch one purple fish it’s all over??

Yeah but bladee has charming white boy flow the clones try to exacerbate their quirk factor too hard

Considering Radahn’s curved great swords contain magnetism lines, I fully believe your thinking here is pretty accurate

We are all turd beasts

You know it’s getting heated when you start throwing in more than one and they have to pause to reconsider what you even meant in the first place

sometimes you gotta get the ball rolling yknow?

Lol