Depending on who made the turkey, turkey can go. Sometimes that shit is just dry as fuck and lowkey the worst part. If it's a good turkey, stuffing goes.

We're just allergic to pedophiles is all

She'd clearly love to return to Jim Crow, but as a Liberal she'd prefer to do it anonymously in a voting booth, the Democratic way.

To me grapefruit juice just tastes like an IPA without any of the fun of getting trashed after a quarter of a tall boy

Dilla continues to be potentially the most influential artist, let alone producer, of the modern era, whether the average listener knows it or not. Hip Hop, R&B, Jazz, Rock, even Metal songs have used and continue to use ideas he pioneered.

So you were in full support of bombing children in retaliation for 9/11?

Nobody did a better job of making a career off of exactly one joke. And I say that with genuine admiration. He made that one joke funny every time (minus the accents)

Is May secretly the antichrist?

About to start my shift cleaning shit cans and I so severely wish this were me

But this one is mine

I'd absolutely own that clock if I had any money

Gear ratio go brrr

Damn wish that could be me fr