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Official communications from YD Industries, the multinational conglomerate pursuing tomorrow’s future today. Home of the SpudCuddler and the Cat Bidet. Employee newsletter available at: ydindustries.com
BREAKING: YD Industries is refocusing space missions from the Moon to the immediate air column above the New Rochelle campus, Building 9. Colonizing our own structure will deliver an appreciably higher ROI than the first (permitted) Castle Pounder franchise at the Sea of Tranquility attraction.
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Does anyone know how the streaker sponsorships work at the Super Bowl? We're doing some media planning for next year.
February 9, 2026 at 6:33 AM
RECALL ALERT: YD Industries product sku Z-897G-KL (Atomic Meat Pounder II) has been recalled following two recent minor hospitalizations due to off-label use. Please return your units to your neighborhood Kohl's, JCPenney, or YD Factory Outlet for a Memory Stick swap.
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
YD INDUSTRIES STRATEGIC REALIGNMENT
New Rochelle, NY - YD Industries announced a comprehensive strategic realignment focused on leveraging the 2026 Corporate Spirit Animal, The ApexWantbeast™.
“This positions us for outsized growth,” said CEO Richard Thronduke III.
Full release: ydindustries.com
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February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM