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You'd think that by now they'd be used to events where everyone is disappointed and nobody else comes.
June 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You'd think that by now they'd be used to events where everyone is disappointed and nobody else comes.
Fun fact: Vance is banned from Simpsons Land because he thought a couch gag was a blow job.
May 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Fun fact: Vance is banned from Simpsons Land because he thought a couch gag was a blow job.
If conservatives and Republicans aren't stupid, then why are their ideas all stupid-shaped?!
May 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If conservatives and Republicans aren't stupid, then why are their ideas all stupid-shaped?!
Turns out, not only do you not hold the cards, but they're also made in China.
April 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Turns out, not only do you not hold the cards, but they're also made in China.
At this rate, my Canadian Tire money is going to be worth more than a US T-bill
April 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
At this rate, my Canadian Tire money is going to be worth more than a US T-bill
I've got Skippy's new verb-the-noun slogan right here:
March 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I've got Skippy's new verb-the-noun slogan right here:
Hey Skippy, here's a three word slogan for you:
BLOW THE LEAD
BLOW THE LEAD
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hey Skippy, here's a three word slogan for you:
BLOW THE LEAD
BLOW THE LEAD
Sometimes it takes a Carney to deal with clowns.
March 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Sometimes it takes a Carney to deal with clowns.
It's not 4D chess, guys. The moron can't even play Quiet Game.
March 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's not 4D chess, guys. The moron can't even play Quiet Game.
Boy is JD Vance going to be disappointed when he finds out Canada has Chesterfields, not couches.
March 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Boy is JD Vance going to be disappointed when he finds out Canada has Chesterfields, not couches.
Murder is wrong and all, but we slay dragons because they hoard wealth.
March 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Murder is wrong and all, but we slay dragons because they hoard wealth.
Skippy's latest verb-the-noun just dropped.
March 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Skippy's latest verb-the-noun just dropped.
Murder is wrong and all but... We need more dragon slayers.
March 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Murder is wrong and all but... We need more dragon slayers.
You know, firing people and then begging them to come back sounds pretty inefficient to me.
March 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You know, firing people and then begging them to come back sounds pretty inefficient to me.
Larry Kudlow says "Americans will suffer." I am reminded of Altered Carbon:
"Like all men of power, when he talked of prices worth paying, you could be sure of one thing. Someone else was paying."
"Like all men of power, when he talked of prices worth paying, you could be sure of one thing. Someone else was paying."
March 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Larry Kudlow says "Americans will suffer." I am reminded of Altered Carbon:
"Like all men of power, when he talked of prices worth paying, you could be sure of one thing. Someone else was paying."
"Like all men of power, when he talked of prices worth paying, you could be sure of one thing. Someone else was paying."
I didn't really feel like getting depressed by watching the dystopian, cult-like consequences of insularism while a few people with less spine than Kermit without the hand up his ass stand by and watch,
so instead of the president's congressional address, I watched Yellowjackets instead.
so instead of the president's congressional address, I watched Yellowjackets instead.
March 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I didn't really feel like getting depressed by watching the dystopian, cult-like consequences of insularism while a few people with less spine than Kermit without the hand up his ass stand by and watch,
so instead of the president's congressional address, I watched Yellowjackets instead.
so instead of the president's congressional address, I watched Yellowjackets instead.
Jack Daniels maker says pulling liquor is worse than a tariff.
I have a concept of thoughts and prayers.
I have a concept of thoughts and prayers.
March 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Jack Daniels maker says pulling liquor is worse than a tariff.
I have a concept of thoughts and prayers.
I have a concept of thoughts and prayers.
Reminder for the Democratic party: protests are supposed to be DISRUPTIVE.
March 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reminder for the Democratic party: protests are supposed to be DISRUPTIVE.
Lindt has announced they will be sourcing chocolate from Europe to side-step US tariffs, which means TRUMP GOT THE SWISS TO TAKE SIDES, Y'ALL.
March 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Lindt has announced they will be sourcing chocolate from Europe to side-step US tariffs, which means TRUMP GOT THE SWISS TO TAKE SIDES, Y'ALL.
Next time you wonder why Zelenskyy got an icier reception than Andrew-fucking-Tate, remember that the first time trumpelthinskin was impeached was for withholding aid to Ukraine.
March 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Next time you wonder why Zelenskyy got an icier reception than Andrew-fucking-Tate, remember that the first time trumpelthinskin was impeached was for withholding aid to Ukraine.
You can always count on John Ivison to be both confidently incorrect and proudly on the wrong side of history.
March 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You can always count on John Ivison to be both confidently incorrect and proudly on the wrong side of history.
To anyone who voted for Trump: Fuck you specifically and personally.
March 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
To anyone who voted for Trump: Fuck you specifically and personally.
