David Appleby
@ybelppa.bsky.social
# Screenwriter - "A wild imagination constrained by Courier 12"
# Caller out of BS and not shy about it
# Caller out of BS and not shy about it
So, it looks like Bluesky might be the only social media app that doesn't algorithmically push RW trolls into every thread (for now). Given that 90%+ of the rest of traditional US media is now owned by RW billionaires, and even with Trump's approval ratings low, how can the Dems win?
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
So, it looks like Bluesky might be the only social media app that doesn't algorithmically push RW trolls into every thread (for now). Given that 90%+ of the rest of traditional US media is now owned by RW billionaires, and even with Trump's approval ratings low, how can the Dems win?
First time trying this... Here goes - completely context free.
September 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
First time trying this... Here goes - completely context free.
Will Ronald McDonald be a pall-bearer?
September 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Will Ronald McDonald be a pall-bearer?
There's a good chance that Trump has a new advisor called Joe Black.
September 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
There's a good chance that Trump has a new advisor called Joe Black.
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Try to guess the redacted words (hint: the last one is a question mark).
August 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Try to guess the redacted words (hint: the last one is a question mark).
I guarantee that Trump will be a two-term president. As to how long the second term is, now that's the tricky bit.
August 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I guarantee that Trump will be a two-term president. As to how long the second term is, now that's the tricky bit.
If Rose West had been dangled the carrot of day release and a comfy cell, she would have happily declared that she had never seen Fred's best mate Don at their house with a blood-stained shovel.
August 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
If Rose West had been dangled the carrot of day release and a comfy cell, she would have happily declared that she had never seen Fred's best mate Don at their house with a blood-stained shovel.
‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️
Donald Trump is officially the person with the most nicknames in world history. I'll start:
Orange Shitstain
Donald Trump is officially the person with the most nicknames in world history. I'll start:
Orange Shitstain
August 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️
Donald Trump is officially the person with the most nicknames in world history. I'll start:
Orange Shitstain
Donald Trump is officially the person with the most nicknames in world history. I'll start:
Orange Shitstain
#HotFuzz is an allegory for the Trump Administration - "For the Greater Good"
a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
ALT: a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
media.tenor.com
July 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
#HotFuzz is an allegory for the Trump Administration - "For the Greater Good"
July 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Dear #FIFA, can you pretty please remove the US from the hosts for the 2028 World Cup? I want to see what will happen to the flights between Canada and Mexico.
July 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Dear #FIFA, can you pretty please remove the US from the hosts for the 2028 World Cup? I want to see what will happen to the flights between Canada and Mexico.
🚨CUTE CAT THREAD🚨
Meet Jazzy, our 4 month old Maine Coon girl. She's utterly adorable.
Meet Jazzy, our 4 month old Maine Coon girl. She's utterly adorable.
July 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🚨CUTE CAT THREAD🚨
Meet Jazzy, our 4 month old Maine Coon girl. She's utterly adorable.
Meet Jazzy, our 4 month old Maine Coon girl. She's utterly adorable.
Ballpark % - how free is the Land Of The Free™️ right now?
July 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ballpark % - how free is the Land Of The Free™️ right now?
Just a gentle reminder in case anyone forgot.
May 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Just a gentle reminder in case anyone forgot.
#Screenwriting
Hello everyone. Would love some feedback. After weeks/months of working on a logline for my completed feature script, I've whittled it down to 3 words, one of which is a conjunction.
"Flock or Glock"
Hello everyone. Would love some feedback. After weeks/months of working on a logline for my completed feature script, I've whittled it down to 3 words, one of which is a conjunction.
"Flock or Glock"
April 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
#Screenwriting
Hello everyone. Would love some feedback. After weeks/months of working on a logline for my completed feature script, I've whittled it down to 3 words, one of which is a conjunction.
"Flock or Glock"
Hello everyone. Would love some feedback. After weeks/months of working on a logline for my completed feature script, I've whittled it down to 3 words, one of which is a conjunction.
"Flock or Glock"
Trump will crow about countries scrambling to contact the white house to negotiate, but the US will no longer be viewed as a reliable trading partner (mob tactics) so trading alliances will form and new sources of goods will be found. From gloating asshattery to a massive own goal.
April 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Trump will crow about countries scrambling to contact the white house to negotiate, but the US will no longer be viewed as a reliable trading partner (mob tactics) so trading alliances will form and new sources of goods will be found. From gloating asshattery to a massive own goal.
Why aren't there any tariffs on fentanyl?
April 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Why aren't there any tariffs on fentanyl?
Just in case anyone was unaware: Donald Trump is a moron.
March 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just in case anyone was unaware: Donald Trump is a moron.
MAGA = Make America Go Away
March 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
MAGA = Make America Go Away
Message to every US Federal Worker who has received an Orwellian email from Felron and his #DOGE minions.
Put your job description into your favourite AI and ask it to write a 50 page report. Then send that.
Put your job description into your favourite AI and ask it to write a 50 page report. Then send that.
February 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Message to every US Federal Worker who has received an Orwellian email from Felron and his #DOGE minions.
Put your job description into your favourite AI and ask it to write a 50 page report. Then send that.
Put your job description into your favourite AI and ask it to write a 50 page report. Then send that.
I think it's time for the €Euro to be adopted as the standard for international trade.
a person is holding a stack of 200 israeli money
ALT: a person is holding a stack of 200 israeli money
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's time for the €Euro to be adopted as the standard for international trade.
I wonder how many Republicans in Congress are privately shitting a brick right now.
February 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I wonder how many Republicans in Congress are privately shitting a brick right now.
Dear MAGAts. You've got your heads buried tightly in the crack of a barely-literate moron.
Dear Muskbros. You've got your heads buried tightly in the crack of a full on Nartzee.
Must be nice and moist, right?
Dear Muskbros. You've got your heads buried tightly in the crack of a full on Nartzee.
Must be nice and moist, right?
January 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Dear MAGAts. You've got your heads buried tightly in the crack of a barely-literate moron.
Dear Muskbros. You've got your heads buried tightly in the crack of a full on Nartzee.
Must be nice and moist, right?
Dear Muskbros. You've got your heads buried tightly in the crack of a full on Nartzee.
Must be nice and moist, right?
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So Trump thinks himself King. You know I wouldn't mind so much if he was more like Charles II, rather than Charles I, who:
# Believed in the divine right of kings, asserting that his authority came directly from God and not from Parliament or the people.
So Trump thinks himself King. You know I wouldn't mind so much if he was more like Charles II, rather than Charles I, who:
# Believed in the divine right of kings, asserting that his authority came directly from God and not from Parliament or the people.
January 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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So Trump thinks himself King. You know I wouldn't mind so much if he was more like Charles II, rather than Charles I, who:
# Believed in the divine right of kings, asserting that his authority came directly from God and not from Parliament or the people.
So Trump thinks himself King. You know I wouldn't mind so much if he was more like Charles II, rather than Charles I, who:
# Believed in the divine right of kings, asserting that his authority came directly from God and not from Parliament or the people.
Hey, #America - if you want a king, I recommend joining the commonwealth and having Charles as head of state.
That would 1000 times better than the current shit-show.
That would 1000 times better than the current shit-show.
January 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hey, #America - if you want a king, I recommend joining the commonwealth and having Charles as head of state.
That would 1000 times better than the current shit-show.
That would 1000 times better than the current shit-show.