aluminum snowman
@yawdy.bsky.social
mid-20s bi who just needs one (1) silly little beverage
i'm in this special finite period of time where my pokemon go level matches my rice purity test score
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
i'm in this special finite period of time where my pokemon go level matches my rice purity test score
my doctoral thesis depends on a menopausal machine from 2004
January 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
my doctoral thesis depends on a menopausal machine from 2004
when an avoidant guy broke up with me over a year ago, he ended with "I just know youre going to find a better person out there who can give you the relationship you deserve" and little did he know that was the most potent, conniving, evil, voodoo hex he could have ever placed on me ❤️
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
when an avoidant guy broke up with me over a year ago, he ended with "I just know youre going to find a better person out there who can give you the relationship you deserve" and little did he know that was the most potent, conniving, evil, voodoo hex he could have ever placed on me ❤️
lowkirkuinely it's snowing
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
lowkirkuinely it's snowing
let's trim our beard necklines two finger-widths above our adams apples, boys. we can do this, boys.
January 1, 2026 at 11:02 PM
let's trim our beard necklines two finger-widths above our adams apples, boys. we can do this, boys.
december 30 is the sluttiest day of the year
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
december 30 is the sluttiest day of the year
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer teaches the age-old tale that society doesn't value marginalized people until they can be exploited
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer teaches the age-old tale that society doesn't value marginalized people until they can be exploited
it's devastating seeing an absolute smokeshow on hinge and they work in 🤢 private equity
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
it's devastating seeing an absolute smokeshow on hinge and they work in 🤢 private equity
the peanuts universe could so take place in Somerville, Massachusetts. Patty is they/them. They and Marcie are the center of an expansive polycule. Linus has an anxious attachment to his blanket, and in turn an avoidant attachment to Sally, who is anxiously attached to him.
December 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
the peanuts universe could so take place in Somerville, Massachusetts. Patty is they/them. They and Marcie are the center of an expansive polycule. Linus has an anxious attachment to his blanket, and in turn an avoidant attachment to Sally, who is anxiously attached to him.
how much pee would a pecan [pronounced incorrectly] can if a pecan [pronounced incorrectly] could can pee
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
how much pee would a pecan [pronounced incorrectly] can if a pecan [pronounced incorrectly] could can pee
i cannot wait for the hulu documentary that dives into the complex, orchestrated psychedelics program used to trauma bond Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande before Wicked press tours
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i cannot wait for the hulu documentary that dives into the complex, orchestrated psychedelics program used to trauma bond Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande before Wicked press tours
lab scientists will be like "🥰🥰🥰 oh my godd that's so cute" and it's a 1 mL volumetric flask
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
lab scientists will be like "🥰🥰🥰 oh my godd that's so cute" and it's a 1 mL volumetric flask
I need to speak my truth, my blonde man hate is merely performative. So so performative. I pass by a cute blonde man on the street, and I falter. This is an apology to my allies
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I need to speak my truth, my blonde man hate is merely performative. So so performative. I pass by a cute blonde man on the street, and I falter. This is an apology to my allies
bear with me on this one, but run clubs are the mopeds-in-bike-lane of the sidewalk
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
bear with me on this one, but run clubs are the mopeds-in-bike-lane of the sidewalk
when the huge ulcer in the back of my throat is finally healing and now 4 more are forming on my tongue
October 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
when the huge ulcer in the back of my throat is finally healing and now 4 more are forming on my tongue
imagine being a farmer that produces the apples for school cafeterias. like "yeah I'm Dave. I'm 43. And I own an apple orchard, where we harvest the worst ever, blemish of God's creation, piece of shit fucking apples."
September 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
imagine being a farmer that produces the apples for school cafeterias. like "yeah I'm Dave. I'm 43. And I own an apple orchard, where we harvest the worst ever, blemish of God's creation, piece of shit fucking apples."
fantasy football is grindr for straight people
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
fantasy football is grindr for straight people
i hear they're transvestigating toucan sam
August 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i hear they're transvestigating toucan sam
manifestation: im gonna be a great project manager someday
August 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
manifestation: im gonna be a great project manager someday
putting ":)" at the end of the text to my landlord like im some kind of scab
August 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
putting ":)" at the end of the text to my landlord like im some kind of scab
"Your Most Compatible has been updated! We think you and Michael should get to know each other." I want OUT of this HELL oh my goddd
August 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Your Most Compatible has been updated! We think you and Michael should get to know each other." I want OUT of this HELL oh my goddd
call me the BBa_B0034 ribosome binding site the way I be 5'-AAAGAGGAGAAA-3'
August 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
call me the BBa_B0034 ribosome binding site the way I be 5'-AAAGAGGAGAAA-3'
idk man, like why aren't we picking up more of what other people are laying down like
July 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
idk man, like why aren't we picking up more of what other people are laying down like
the way those twinkly ass（ｓｌｏｗｅｄ ＋ ｒｅｖｅｒｂ）remixes on youtube with the 4 second anime clips on loop used to be my medicine
June 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the way those twinkly ass（ｓｌｏｗｅｄ ＋ ｒｅｖｅｒｂ）remixes on youtube with the 4 second anime clips on loop used to be my medicine