Do you want to kill the MCU? Because this is how you kill the MCU.
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Do you want to kill the MCU? Because this is how you kill the MCU.
RIGHT?!
He deserves a fuckload of fists paid forward for many, many things, but this one really hurts the nerd part of my soul.
He deserves a fuckload of fists paid forward for many, many things, but this one really hurts the nerd part of my soul.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
RIGHT?!
He deserves a fuckload of fists paid forward for many, many things, but this one really hurts the nerd part of my soul.
He deserves a fuckload of fists paid forward for many, many things, but this one really hurts the nerd part of my soul.
His spine got out early.
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
His spine got out early.
Yeah, but he did it with a Sharpie.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Yeah, but he did it with a Sharpie.
Well, having "Trump whore" pop up every time she is Googled might be punishment enough. Especially a couple years down the road, when she tries to pretend she wasn't all-in on the rapey racist pedophile.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Well, having "Trump whore" pop up every time she is Googled might be punishment enough. Especially a couple years down the road, when she tries to pretend she wasn't all-in on the rapey racist pedophile.
Searching for "hardware stores near me" would have saved her ass.
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Searching for "hardware stores near me" would have saved her ass.
LIES! That's not what the Urban Dictionary says!
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
LIES! That's not what the Urban Dictionary says!
Good catch. The other word leaves a door open for the Megyn Kelly defense.
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Good catch. The other word leaves a door open for the Megyn Kelly defense.
"We'll continue to pretend POTUS didn't fuck children."
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"We'll continue to pretend POTUS didn't fuck children."
Briefly, then we gave it back to MAGA. They have a liberal return policy.
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Briefly, then we gave it back to MAGA. They have a liberal return policy.
But they're probably very polite aboot it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
But they're probably very polite aboot it.
I never noticed that King Randor was just a 'roided up Burger King.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I never noticed that King Randor was just a 'roided up Burger King.
The country isn't ready for a woman president... unless she's a white trash scumbag with shit for brains and mucus for morals.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The country isn't ready for a woman president... unless she's a white trash scumbag with shit for brains and mucus for morals.
If she was a member of Congress this wouldn't be illegal.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If she was a member of Congress this wouldn't be illegal.
Good on her for drawing the line at pedophilia. She gets to go into the woodchopper head-first.
My account probably isn't big enough to get me a ban, but we'll see.
My account probably isn't big enough to get me a ban, but we'll see.
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Good on her for drawing the line at pedophilia. She gets to go into the woodchopper head-first.
My account probably isn't big enough to get me a ban, but we'll see.
My account probably isn't big enough to get me a ban, but we'll see.
The world would be a better place if he were limited to 140 characters.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The world would be a better place if he were limited to 140 characters.
The killer clowns would cotton candy cocoon the shit out of you if they saw you making this comparison.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The killer clowns would cotton candy cocoon the shit out of you if they saw you making this comparison.
Don't go trawling for change between the cushions of the Vances's couch, you'll find yourself in a sticky situation if you do.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Don't go trawling for change between the cushions of the Vances's couch, you'll find yourself in a sticky situation if you do.
I suspect she'll become very familiar with the concept of 'estranged' a few years down the road.
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I suspect she'll become very familiar with the concept of 'estranged' a few years down the road.