New website up. If there’s any hot sauce fans here. www.hahahotsauce.com
January 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
New website up. If there’s any hot sauce fans here. www.hahahotsauce.com
A Cybertruck is just a MAGA Hat you can drive.
January 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A Cybertruck is just a MAGA Hat you can drive.
Saw a Cybertruck crash. I came a little bit.
January 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Saw a Cybertruck crash. I came a little bit.
This probably ain’t going to get me booked more but here’s the facts:
The standard comedian pay rate, that hasn’t changed in 30yrs is as follows
$200 to headline (40-60 min set)
$100 to feature ( 20-30)
$50-$75 to host. (10-12 mins)
We are the only workers at the club that haven’t gotten a raise.
The standard comedian pay rate, that hasn’t changed in 30yrs is as follows
$200 to headline (40-60 min set)
$100 to feature ( 20-30)
$50-$75 to host. (10-12 mins)
We are the only workers at the club that haven’t gotten a raise.
HaHa Hot Sauce
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December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
This probably ain’t going to get me booked more but here’s the facts:
The standard comedian pay rate, that hasn’t changed in 30yrs is as follows
$200 to headline (40-60 min set)
$100 to feature ( 20-30)
$50-$75 to host. (10-12 mins)
We are the only workers at the club that haven’t gotten a raise.
The standard comedian pay rate, that hasn’t changed in 30yrs is as follows
$200 to headline (40-60 min set)
$100 to feature ( 20-30)
$50-$75 to host. (10-12 mins)
We are the only workers at the club that haven’t gotten a raise.
All public servants should be required to eat psychedelic mushrooms before taking office.  It’s hard to take your job too seriously when you’ve seen the walls turned to grape jelly.
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 PM
All public servants should be required to eat psychedelic mushrooms before taking office.  It’s hard to take your job too seriously when you’ve seen the walls turned to grape jelly.
I come from a long line of men who “know a guy”
December 3, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I come from a long line of men who “know a guy”
I can’t wait to travel like a bank tube
December 3, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I can’t wait to travel like a bank tube
You can’t be pro-abortion and anti-suicide. Their body their choice.
December 2, 2024 at 7:52 PM
You can’t be pro-abortion and anti-suicide. Their body their choice.
Teslas are the worst drivers. Which makes no sense. All that tech and you still drive like a chode? The owner of the company is Autistic, the car shouldn’t be.
December 2, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Teslas are the worst drivers. Which makes no sense. All that tech and you still drive like a chode? The owner of the company is Autistic, the car shouldn’t be.
Did I invest in Bitcoin? No. But I do got a few JC Pennys.
December 1, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Did I invest in Bitcoin? No. But I do got a few JC Pennys.
I will do your podcast.
- 13 year touring comedy veteran
-12 years sober
- owner HaHa Hot Sauce
- roasts his own coffee
- experienced in Grief Recovery
- estate sale king
-lover of cheese and fancy mustards
- 13 year touring comedy veteran
-12 years sober
- owner HaHa Hot Sauce
- roasts his own coffee
- experienced in Grief Recovery
- estate sale king
-lover of cheese and fancy mustards
December 1, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I will do your podcast.
- 13 year touring comedy veteran
-12 years sober
- owner HaHa Hot Sauce
- roasts his own coffee
- experienced in Grief Recovery
- estate sale king
-lover of cheese and fancy mustards
- 13 year touring comedy veteran
-12 years sober
- owner HaHa Hot Sauce
- roasts his own coffee
- experienced in Grief Recovery
- estate sale king
-lover of cheese and fancy mustards
If you like jambands and bbq- come to this show Sunday in Vegas before Phish plays the sphere. It’d be good to see you.
April 17, 2024 at 4:06 AM
If you like jambands and bbq- come to this show Sunday in Vegas before Phish plays the sphere. It’d be good to see you.
Doing comedy at Zanies in Rosemont Illinois this weekend. If you’re into that type of thing.
January 17, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Doing comedy at Zanies in Rosemont Illinois this weekend. If you’re into that type of thing.
Bout to be a whole bunch of people with Spicy Twitter DM’s up in here
September 29, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Bout to be a whole bunch of people with Spicy Twitter DM’s up in here
Do no harm, but take no shit.
September 27, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Do no harm, but take no shit.
To explain my mental health journey in music terms, I went from listening to a lot of Bon Iver to a bunch of Andrew Bird.
September 23, 2023 at 7:51 AM
To explain my mental health journey in music terms, I went from listening to a lot of Bon Iver to a bunch of Andrew Bird.
Just noticed people are now wearing their mental health diagnosis on clothing. Could have used that 5 years and one house ago.
September 22, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Just noticed people are now wearing their mental health diagnosis on clothing. Could have used that 5 years and one house ago.
This is kind of like the blue abyss to stare into
September 21, 2023 at 5:46 AM
This is kind of like the blue abyss to stare into
The safest place to talk about personal shit is where nobody can hear you.
September 21, 2023 at 4:37 AM
The safest place to talk about personal shit is where nobody can hear you.
It took four years to find a good therapist. Now I have one and when I leave the session, everything hurts.
September 21, 2023 at 4:26 AM
It took four years to find a good therapist. Now I have one and when I leave the session, everything hurts.
Gunna make rosemary oil
September 20, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Gunna make rosemary oil
Do no harm, take no shit.
September 20, 2023 at 5:16 AM
Do no harm, take no shit.
Who lives under here? Wrong answers only
September 19, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Who lives under here? Wrong answers only