Anhedonia is usually defined as an inability to feel pleasure, especially in things that once provided joy. However, it’s more than that. It’s an inability to feel much of anything.

And it sucks.

I should be writing a letter of recommendation.

Poor girl has a yeast infection in her ear.

In the back is a dog who aspires to be a metronome.

According to the cat in the waiting room, the world is coming to an end.

So that’s something to look forward to.

Behold! Two. Two inbox zeros!! 😱

Is this a python I saw on my way into the office this morning?!

The other night I dreamed that Shaggy and Scooby-Doo were on stage performing Electric Avenue.

It haunts me that I did t take it higher.

In my dreams last night, I exacted diabolical revenge against a company by selling off all their punctuation. 😈