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Just a Carp
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Side-eye cat stan 💅

Just here to yap about the "one great big festering neon distraction for the terminally brain-dead" aka #bb27 with all my fellow walking corpses ✌
I literally don't know what my childhood would have looked like without my weekly Crocodile Hunter and Jeff Corwin experience double feature

Finding out someone I love doesn't know who Terri is would shake me to my core
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Aardman Animations is goated - giving us Wallace and Gromit AND Chicken Run?

I still have my W&G box set and chicken run on VHS and they will need to be pried from my cold dead fingers haha
October 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
OMG ARE YOU WATCHING IT???
Was it the drive to survive ep Charles leclerc and Jules Bianchi? Absolutely devastating
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I was a highway in college 😭

Black tshirt, glow in the dark puff paint, hot Wheels cars that I vlecro'd on so could remove and play with drunkenly haha
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
And the sequel: Verstappen in Brazil 2024

(S/o to the Alpine boys in that race too)
October 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just a note that some of the drama in DtS is def a bit manufactured (which is totally unnecessary bc there is SO MUCH other drama that happens in season)

Very much a good sport for reality tv fans haha

Also:
a man in a red bull shirt holds his hand to his head
Alt: Carlos Sainz running his hand through his glorious head of hair
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October 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
George Russell and Carlos Sainz! (The grid is so good this year tbh)

Once you start watching races I highly recommend watching Lollipopman Comics on YouTube - basically fun lil comedy rundowns of the races with some ongoing jokes

Def start w Drive to Survive on Netflix tho for a baseline
a man in a white shirt and yellow shorts is standing on the back of a car .
Alt: George Russell being an icon and a diva on the back of a convertible during a Driver's Parade
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October 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Adorable!!!! This is now officially a Carey's Pups stan account 🫡
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
October 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Inject that delicious orange glucose straight into my veins 🎃🎃🎃
October 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I genuinely appreciate that Taylor's team is labeled with B24 only bc we all know who we're rooting for on purple haha
October 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Now that we're in postseason I don't know whether this is about Vince or Keith Urban 😭
October 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Fucking hell but do I love a web 😌

Abby, I'm pretty sure you are our generation's Michelangelo
October 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
WILLIAM WHAT IS THIS 😭
September 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
PLS 😭
a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mug
Alt: a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a mug
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September 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM