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“Fat, White Lump” is about ME?!(Positive)
Haven’t thought of that is years. Thanks for the spark.
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
When I was maybe 20, I was working at Starbucks, barely able to pay my rent. I got as sick as I had ever been, was at the grocery store buying medicine, etc. My card was declined, I was out of it, and just started to walk away, embarrassed. The women behind me paid for it all.
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stolen valor.
June 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Where the Wild Things Are
December 20, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Reposted by I’ve got nothing for you.
no one would give a shit about this site if it wasn’t for all the dolls and queer shitposters and sex workers who made it relevant, you owe them everything
December 9, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Thank you! Your new one is also adorable! Lu is the smallest pittie type we’ve ever had. Rana looks a lot like our last girl Bubbles too!
September 16, 2024 at 7:55 PM
She looks like a stouter version of our new shelter dog!
September 16, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Spray and pray, it’s the American Way.
July 29, 2024 at 6:56 PM
July 1, 2024 at 11:10 PM
June 27, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Are they insanely busy in Texas as well? Wife and I stopped in SC and nearly had a panic attack at the size of the crowd.
June 24, 2024 at 3:44 PM
May 10, 2024 at 7:51 PM
May 8, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Is it even possible to fuck a shelf?
March 31, 2024 at 4:57 PM
The sweetest of ‘em all.
March 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
March 23, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Used to live in a town named Zebulon, on a street named Vance. It was a real bummer finding out why they were named that.
January 6, 2024 at 12:10 AM
The price of Coricidin HCP stock is about to skyrocket.
September 24, 2023 at 5:19 PM