Me when I update the documentation in SharePoint

Something I have always struggled with is that just explaining more doesn’t mean making things more clear.

I can’t believe that GAME won AWARD tonight! Should have gone to other GAME.

One thing working in tech has made me realize is that most things that are “solved problems” are just “solved for 90% of cases” and the last 10% is just going have to go into the backlog.

Sometimes when I can’t fall asleep I feel like the only way to approach the situation is like I’m try to sneak up on it and scare the sleep.

I’ll just be laying there and at the first sign of a long blink I wrap myself in a blanket and turn to my side and close my eyes.

Take three days off, get sick for the last two days of the week. Now you’re thinking with you’re PTO.

I stopped caring about what games were nominated game of year when Pikmin 4 didn’t make the list last year.

Instead of thinking about come backs to insults in the shower I think about TED talks I’ll never give.
I don’t even want to give one in the first place but if I wake up on stage one day I’ll be prepared at least.

My conspiracy theory is that there is a missing reptile like animal between Alligator and Crocodile that stars with the letter B that the government doesn’t want you to know about.

It should also be apart of some sort of rhyme that people use as apart of a greeting or good bye.