Entered the stage of my life where I’m surprised when a young hip person wants to hang out with me
April 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Entered the stage of my life where I’m surprised when a young hip person wants to hang out with me
Crazy to think we will have to poop until we die
February 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Crazy to think we will have to poop until we die
actually in disbelief i just got to see jesse lacy play a show at some guy’s house teenage me wouldn’t comprehend
February 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
actually in disbelief i just got to see jesse lacy play a show at some guy’s house teenage me wouldn’t comprehend
Had my recurring nightmare of being hunted down by Gumby last night
January 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Had my recurring nightmare of being hunted down by Gumby last night
Mean to me? whatever… but mean to my friends? I will fucking ruin your life
January 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Mean to me? whatever… but mean to my friends? I will fucking ruin your life
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Propaganda. Name it whenever you witness it. Especially now. Document it, name it, share it.
January 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Propaganda. Name it whenever you witness it. Especially now. Document it, name it, share it.
Fun to poop in your childhood bathroom…. yeah i’m back in Thailand baby
December 19, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Fun to poop in your childhood bathroom…. yeah i’m back in Thailand baby
Old people at self checkout should be banned
December 12, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Old people at self checkout should be banned
There’s this white guy with a tiny beanie in my neighborhood who always walks his dog without a leash and I wanna go Karen on his ass
December 10, 2024 at 5:54 PM
There’s this white guy with a tiny beanie in my neighborhood who always walks his dog without a leash and I wanna go Karen on his ass
Last night I fell asleep with my AirPods in and during my midnight piss in a sleepy haze one of them fell into the toilet bowl and I had to fish it out
December 10, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Last night I fell asleep with my AirPods in and during my midnight piss in a sleepy haze one of them fell into the toilet bowl and I had to fish it out
You can thank my complex in high school of feeling like the ugly one in my trio of gorgeous friends for my charming personality
December 10, 2024 at 5:39 PM
You can thank my complex in high school of feeling like the ugly one in my trio of gorgeous friends for my charming personality
I think my mom has undiagnosed ADHD
December 3, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I think my mom has undiagnosed ADHD
what were yall up to last night? I was projectile vomiting in the bathroom until 3am
December 1, 2024 at 3:53 PM
what were yall up to last night? I was projectile vomiting in the bathroom until 3am
I regret to inform myself that I may have developed an intolerance to lactose based on some classified information
November 29, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I regret to inform myself that I may have developed an intolerance to lactose based on some classified information
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wow the parade this year was crazy
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
wow the parade this year was crazy
imagine me saying the words “twitch streaming resident evil 4” to my 71 year old asian mother and having no simple way to explain any component of this
November 28, 2024 at 5:36 PM
imagine me saying the words “twitch streaming resident evil 4” to my 71 year old asian mother and having no simple way to explain any component of this
1:42 am and you can’t sleep what do you do
November 28, 2024 at 9:42 AM
1:42 am and you can’t sleep what do you do
love when i’m in a coffee shop and they play my favorite song
November 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
love when i’m in a coffee shop and they play my favorite song
wow I really do be fckin up today
November 26, 2024 at 10:33 PM
wow I really do be fckin up today
not me casually thinking i should get a steam deck and then finding out how much they cost
November 26, 2024 at 7:48 PM
not me casually thinking i should get a steam deck and then finding out how much they cost
i’ve cried twice today and both times are because of the internet at this airbnb
November 26, 2024 at 7:12 PM
i’ve cried twice today and both times are because of the internet at this airbnb
We Bought A Zoolander
November 22, 2024 at 10:56 PM
We Bought A Zoolander
panicked when my niece asked me why my stomach hurt and said i had diarrhea because i didn’t want to explain what a period was
November 22, 2024 at 5:28 AM
panicked when my niece asked me why my stomach hurt and said i had diarrhea because i didn’t want to explain what a period was
i always am like “wow I want kids” when i see my nephews and niece then by minute 18 i’m like nvm
November 21, 2024 at 1:20 AM
i always am like “wow I want kids” when i see my nephews and niece then by minute 18 i’m like nvm
America’s funniest home videos theme was my introduction to ska
November 20, 2024 at 11:54 PM
America’s funniest home videos theme was my introduction to ska