*record scratch freeze frame* yep that's me, 3 meters up in the air in front of a few hundred audience members, with no idea what i'm supposed to do next on this hoop. now i bet you're wondering how i got here...

you've heard of a Shower Beer, now get ready for a new height of decadence: Shower Plum

✅ cold, fruity, refreshing
✅ creates & immediately cleans up a mess
✅ satisfies feral urge to rend flesh with teeth (vegetarian-friendly)

not soliciting Nobel nomination for this innovation but am open to it

spent far too long puzzled by mysterious hip bruises before remembering how many of these drops I did. almost as if there's a correlation. which could mean nothing

pavement was bonkers crowded so I scrapped my plans to spend a few hours working over there and went back home. ran into a friend from my PhD cohort on the way though so still glad I left the apartment

aforementioned cat settled on my chest like the world's softest sleep paralysis demon

(bugs bunny communism meme) OUR nap

unfortunately brains get laggy and require rebooting if you run them for too long without downtime so I face planted into bed with an alarm set for about 4.5 hrs of maintenance ("sleep")

06-07 took the first bus home to get some sleep. listened to Babychaos' new single five times on loop during the ride bc I forgot to change the song

i think this was going to have something in the bottom right corner but idk what it was anymore. anyway in a battle of wits I seem to be losing to Microsoft Word

01-02am

started hourly comics day early

plant biologists are giving the drosophila folks a run for their fuckin money with the naming conventions like. sure. auxin binds to TOPLESS by its EAR to repress ARF. madlibs? are we playing madlibs now??

(PMID 39861561 i'm not a citationless bitch)

no of course I don't have a favored side for aerial skills. I practice every move on both sides evenly. you don't need to look at my knees. no you - hey I just said you DON'T need to look at my KNE-

I would love to send a link to some background audio tracks that my DM might like for a spooky D&D session but spotify insists on adding preface text that makes me sound like a fucking murderer

enough giving scientific seminars it's time to talk about my REAL area of expertise

all but one of the fence posts on this bridge had quarters stuffed into a hole on them for reasons unbeknownst to me. anyway the view was nice

observed in my natural habitat