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"What's the UK emergency contact number again?"
"six seven"
- Atlas, 7/10/25 11:21:31 PM
"six seven"
- Atlas, 7/10/25 11:21:31 PM
October 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"What's the UK emergency contact number again?"
"six seven"
- Atlas, 7/10/25 11:21:31 PM
"six seven"
- Atlas, 7/10/25 11:21:31 PM
"You know those goggles from Incredibles 2? Kai Cenat puts those on his viewers so they spam Ws in his chat" - Atlas, 19/08/25 2:25:49 am
August 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"You know those goggles from Incredibles 2? Kai Cenat puts those on his viewers so they spam Ws in his chat" - Atlas, 19/08/25 2:25:49 am
"I'm spraying my favourite deodorant, it's battery acid scented" Atlas, 11/8/25 6:70 am
August 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"I'm spraying my favourite deodorant, it's battery acid scented" Atlas, 11/8/25 6:70 am
"You know, if you told me English wasn't your first language, I would fully believe it" - Atlas 8/7/2025 7:11:43 AM
July 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"You know, if you told me English wasn't your first language, I would fully believe it" - Atlas 8/7/2025 7:11:43 AM
'NO PERIOD CRAMPS ALLOWED' - Atlas, 24/03/2025 6:34:29 PM
March 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
'NO PERIOD CRAMPS ALLOWED' - Atlas, 24/03/2025 6:34:29 PM
'can you stop quickdropping it's giving me flashbacks to my dad' - Atlas, 15/03/2025 3:00:16 AM
March 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
'can you stop quickdropping it's giving me flashbacks to my dad' - Atlas, 15/03/2025 3:00:16 AM
"Actually, the gays are okay" - Atlas, literally never, he's so homophobic
February 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Actually, the gays are okay" - Atlas, literally never, he's so homophobic
'Harry Potter has a more luxurious room than you' - Atlas, 06/02/2025 2:30:31 AM
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
'Harry Potter has a more luxurious room than you' - Atlas, 06/02/2025 2:30:31 AM
'My therapist is going to be VERY familiar with Minecraft Strongholds 20 years down the line' - Atlas, 02/02/2025 8:21:33 PM
February 2, 2025 at 10:21 AM
'My therapist is going to be VERY familiar with Minecraft Strongholds 20 years down the line' - Atlas, 02/02/2025 8:21:33 PM
'Why is the official Fortnite twitter account a godzilla foot freak??' - Atlas, 25/01/2025 12:49:48 AM
January 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
'Why is the official Fortnite twitter account a godzilla foot freak??' - Atlas, 25/01/2025 12:49:48 AM
'If Jesus Christ pulls up, I'm throwing hands' - Atlas, 16/01/2025 1:31:11 AM
January 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
'If Jesus Christ pulls up, I'm throwing hands' - Atlas, 16/01/2025 1:31:11 AM
'Ragebaiting should be a competitive sport' - Atlas, 13/01/2025 12:35:15 AM
January 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
'Ragebaiting should be a competitive sport' - Atlas, 13/01/2025 12:35:15 AM
'my kettle made a random noise and i genuinely thought it was a charge shotgun for like 0.5 seconds' - Atlas, 12/01/2025 11:17:45 PM
January 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
'my kettle made a random noise and i genuinely thought it was a charge shotgun for like 0.5 seconds' - Atlas, 12/01/2025 11:17:45 PM
'The homeless be CHUGGING on that jet fuel' - Atlas, 17/09/2024 12:14:10 AM
November 26, 2024 at 2:23 PM
'The homeless be CHUGGING on that jet fuel' - Atlas, 17/09/2024 12:14:10 AM
'Purple Combat SMG? I sure hope it does!!' - Atlas, 16/09/2024 9:08:16 PM
November 26, 2024 at 2:10 PM
'Purple Combat SMG? I sure hope it does!!' - Atlas, 16/09/2024 9:08:16 PM
'You just genuinely gasped and yelled "SPIDERMAN MEGA RAMP". .. I'm filing for divorce' - Atlas, 6/10/2024 4:38:00 AM
November 26, 2024 at 2:09 PM
'You just genuinely gasped and yelled "SPIDERMAN MEGA RAMP". .. I'm filing for divorce' - Atlas, 6/10/2024 4:38:00 AM
'Can I propose to you with a sausage roll?' - Atlas to Cairo, 27/11/2024 12:05:28 AM
November 26, 2024 at 2:08 PM
'Can I propose to you with a sausage roll?' - Atlas to Cairo, 27/11/2024 12:05:28 AM
'My dad's in a fucking vase and he has a better immune system than you' - Atlas, 26/11/2024 7:55:59 PM
November 26, 2024 at 2:06 PM
'My dad's in a fucking vase and he has a better immune system than you' - Atlas, 26/11/2024 7:55:59 PM
OH MY GOD 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
November 23, 2024 at 8:15 PM
OH MY GOD 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
'You know, if you were a commentator who had the special goal to interrupt the other commentators and piss them off, you would be the best commentator of all time' - Atlas, 21/11/2024 1:47:59 AM
November 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
'You know, if you were a commentator who had the special goal to interrupt the other commentators and piss them off, you would be the best commentator of all time' - Atlas, 21/11/2024 1:47:59 AM
'Misinformation isn't a word' - Atlas, 18/11/2024 3:39:59 AM
November 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
'Misinformation isn't a word' - Atlas, 18/11/2024 3:39:59 AM
'God, Ice Spice, man... What a husk of a human..' - Atlas, 19/11/2024 11:44:54 PM
November 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
'God, Ice Spice, man... What a husk of a human..' - Atlas, 19/11/2024 11:44:54 PM
'Would you break up with me if I was a Rapid Fire SMG?' - Atlas, 22/11/2024 1:57:28 AM
November 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
'Would you break up with me if I was a Rapid Fire SMG?' - Atlas, 22/11/2024 1:57:28 AM